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1 total messages Started by Rune L�vlid Thu, 08 Jan 1998 00:00

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Author: Rune L�vlid
Date: Thu, 08 Jan 1998 00:00

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STRANGE CURE FOR A COUGH
Craig, the clerk in the small drug store, wasn't much of a salesman. He
could never find the item the customer wanted. Joe, the
owner, had had enough of his clerk's incompetence and warned Craig that
the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a
man came in, coughing, and asked Craig to find a remedy. Try as he
might, Craig simply couldn't find the cough syrup.
Remembering Joe's warning, he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him
to take it all at once. The customer did as Craig
said and left. Joe witnessed the whole transaction and confronted Craig.

"A laxative won't cure a cough, you fool!" Joe
shouted. "Sure it will," Craig said, pointing through the window at the
man, who was now leaning against a lamp post. "Look at
him. He's afraid to cough."

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