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Hymiewood Reporter wrote:
> Eisner, Diller, Katzenberg form JewTV
>
> Simpsons Creator to Premier "Simpsteins"
>
> After years of Jewish executives and producers concealing their
> Jewishness, Jewish entertainment moguls announced yesterday that
> they will form a new network, JewTV.
>
> "It's just too much effort to hide it any longer. We spend so many
> countless hours trying to make characters that are so obviously
Jewish
> seem gentile. It's just not cost effective anymore," said Jeffrey
> Katzenberg.
>
> "Look, it's all Jewish anyway. Take 'Seinfeld.' Even George Costanza,
> who's based on Larry David, is a Jew. Why not just call a spade a
> spade and make it all JewTV," continued Katzenberg.
>
> Barry Diller echoed Katzenberg, also believing that television is
> essentially a Jewish medium. "Archie Bunker is really Norman Lear's
> uncle, a Jew. And Meathead is a NYC left wing radical. Everyone knows
> they're all Jewish; it's a Jewish show. Strangely, the only character
> that isn't Jewish is the token Jew they would parade around now and
> then wearing a yarmulke and quoting Talmud - obviously way too Jewish
> to actually be Jewish."
>
> Jewish producers are thrilled by the announcement and are lining up
to
> turn many of their hits into JewTV shows.
>
> "What a relief," said James L. Brooks (Jew), producer of "The
> Simpsons." "Now we can finally stop this nonsense of making Bart and
> his family appear white trash and just make them Jews already."
>
> Renamed "The Simpsteins" for JewTV, Homer Simpstein will own a small
> check- cashing business and be a little more successful then his
> Simpson counterpart, while Marge, a compulsive, high strung career
> woman, will be racked with guilt for not properly mothering her
> children to death. Bart will be a hypochondriac obsessed with anti-
> Semitism, who will constantly nudge his dad to describe the deaths of
> many his dead relatives who died in the Holocaust.
>
> And Ed Weinberger (Jew), creator of "The Cosby Show," looks forward
to
> making the show Jewish. "There's really not much to do except add an
> occasional line that they just returned from Florida. It's already
> there. He's a doctor, she's a lawyer. Come on, don't tell me anybody
> really thought they were a black family."
>
> The all Jewish web acknowledged that sports programming could be a
> problem but feels confident with their recent acquisitions. "We've
> just signed-up 75- year-old Marv Levy, the former Buffalo Bills coach
> and Shawn Green of the Dodgers, I mean how great is that?!" said
> Michael Eisner, who plans to pair the two Jewish sports stars in a
> remake of "Home Run Derby." "Marv will pitch to Shawn as contestants
> wager on how many times Shawn can hit it out of the park. It's
testing
> through the roof."
>
> Also slated is a reality series that will follow the lives of Jewish
> owners of NFL franchises. "A Day in the Life of Art Model," followed
> by "A Day in the Life of Al Davis" will show Jewish Sports Owners
> trying to bring their club's roster under the salary cap while
> strategizing which city they should move their team to next.
>
> http://www.nationallampoon.com/retorter/jewtv.asp


We can probably expect to see Whoopi Goldberg cast as Elizabeth the
1st! What next from the schmucks?

Hank