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Started by Tim Campbell
Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:37
My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Tim Campbell
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:37
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:37
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New Orleans and the surrounding Gulf Coast have been devastated by a terrorist strike, the likes of which the world has never seen. Responsibility for this atrocity has been claimed by a previously unknown terrorist cell, calling itself "Mother Nature." Little is known at this stage about Mother Nature. However, it seems likely that Mother Nature has been living among us for many years, deviously avoiding detection by our intelligence services, biding its time and waiting for an opportunity to strike. >From what we do know, it is clear that Mother Nature possesses weapons of mass destruction, capable of targeting American cities. The sophistication of its weaponry and the detail that has gone into its planning, suggests possible links between Mother Nature and Al Qaeda. Furthermore, it is clear that a terrorist operation of this magnitude could not be carried out without considerable funding, most likely from Iran or North Korea. My fellow Americans, you may be asking yourselves "why do they hate us so much?" The answer is that Mother Nature envies our freedom. Mother Nature wishes to prevent the spread of our democratic system to all the nations and peoples of the world. Mother Nature wishes to destroy our cities and our industries. It is no coincidence that Mother Nature targeted this attack at the very heart of America's oil production and refining industry. I have a very clear message to send to Mother Nature on behalf of the American people. Mother Nature, you can run but you cannot hide! Wherever you go, we will hunt you down. To the civilized democracies of the world, I say, you are either with us or with Mother Nature! If you value your freedom, if we are to protect our shared values, you must join us in this crusade. Together, we must root out Mother Nature's infrastructure! God bless our SUVs. George W Bush's address to the nation following Hurricane Katrina
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: N
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:59
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:59
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And your point is?
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Steven (remove wax and invalid f...
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:07
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:07
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N wrote: > And your point is? > It's called "satire". Look it up. -- Steven
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Haley
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:11
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:11
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Very nice text. Thanks. Amusing and pointing at the ironic truths at the same time...
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: N
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:23
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:23
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"Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" <unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> wrote in message news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... >N wrote: >> And your point is? >> > > It's called "satire". Look it up. More like Psycho-Babble.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: VeggieBurger8
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:24
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:24
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Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply) wrote: > N wrote: > >> And your point is? >> > > It's called "satire". Look it up. > > Satire usually involves two entities that have similarities. Unless Mother Nature is a conscious being capable of hate and religious fanaticism, this piece is nothing more than humorous drivel.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: CJT
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:28
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:28
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N wrote: > "Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" <unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> > wrote in message news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... > >>N wrote: >> >>>And your point is? >>> >> >>It's called "satire". Look it up. > > > > More like Psycho-Babble. > > > > > It does point out that Bush hasn't made us any more prepared for a terrorist attack than we were four years ago. -- The e-mail address in our reply-to line is reversed in an attempt to minimize spam. Our true address is of the form che...@prodigy.net.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: N
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:03
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:03
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"CJT" <abujlehc@prodigy.net> wrote in message news:432074C4.4080207@prodigy.net... >N wrote: > >> "Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" >> <unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> wrote in message >> news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... >> >>>N wrote: >>> >>>>And your point is? >>>> >>> >>>It's called "satire". Look it up. >> >> >> >> More like Psycho-Babble. >> >> >> >> >> > It does point out that Bush hasn't made us any more prepared for a > terrorist attack than we were four years ago. > More radical leftist liberal Psycho-Babble.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: CJT
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:25
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:25
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N wrote: > "CJT" <abujlehc@prodigy.net> wrote in message > news:432074C4.4080207@prodigy.net... > >>N wrote: >> >> >>>"Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" >>><unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> wrote in message >>>news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... >>> >>> >>>>N wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>>And your point is? >>>>> >>>> >>>>It's called "satire". Look it up. >>> >>> >>> >>>More like Psycho-Babble. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >>It does point out that Bush hasn't made us any more prepared for a >>terrorist attack than we were four years ago. >> > > > > More radical leftist liberal Psycho-Babble. > > > Even Bush admits the response was unacceptable. What makes you think the response to a terrorist attack would have been any more effective? The money's spent; we just don't have anything to show for it. But Halliburton shareholders are probably happy. -- The e-mail address in our reply-to line is reversed in an attempt to minimize spam. Our true address is of the form che...@prodigy.net.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: N
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:04
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:04
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More Psycho-Babble from the far out extremists on the liberal left.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Freedom Fighter
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:42
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:42
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Excellent satire - thank you!
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: N
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:48
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:48
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More Psycho-Babble from the wacked out liberal extremists on the far left.
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Jeffrey E. Salzberg
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:16
Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 21:16
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In article <dfq80m$s7f$0@pita.alt.net>, n@ndemocreepsnuts.net says... > > > More Psycho-Babble from the wacked out liberal > extremists on the far left. As opposed to liberal extremists on the far right? When you so clearly indicate that you're just babbling catch phrases you obviously have not thought about and do not understand, do you have any idea of how ignorant you come across? -- ============================================== Harry Truman: "The buck stops here." George W. Bush: "The buck stops...somewhere over there...."
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: slim
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:06
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:06
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N wrote: > > And your point is? BU$H is full of shit. The administration is filled with incompetant assholes, incapable of making decisions which will save lives. The administration is real good at killing people and getting our people killed, but saving lives....come on!!! -- Donald Rumsfeld: "If you're asking if there's a direct link between 9/11 and Iraq, the answer is no." http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4865948/ On May 01, 2003, President Bush declared that, "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation. " - George "Dubya" Bush
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: slim
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:07
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:07
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N wrote: > > "Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" <unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> > wrote in message news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... > >N wrote: > >> And your point is? > >> > > > > It's called "satire". Look it up. > > More like Psycho-Babble. No, we got THAT from RayGunn's Astrologer. -- Donald Rumsfeld: "If you're asking if there's a direct link between 9/11 and Iraq, the answer is no." http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4865948/ On May 01, 2003, President Bush declared that, "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation. " - George "Dubya" Bush
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: slim
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:07
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:07
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N wrote: > > "CJT" <abujlehc@prodigy.net> wrote in message > news:432074C4.4080207@prodigy.net... > >N wrote: > > > >> "Steven (remove wax and invalid for reply)" > >> <unspam@hal-pc.orgwax.invalid> wrote in message > >> news:432061d0$0$10629$a726171b@news.hal-pc.org... > >> > >>>N wrote: > >>> > >>>>And your point is? > >>>> > >>> > >>>It's called "satire". Look it up. > >> > >> > >> > >> More like Psycho-Babble. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > It does point out that Bush hasn't made us any more prepared for a > > terrorist attack than we were four years ago. > > > > More radical leftist liberal Psycho-Babble. On May 01, 2003, President Bush declared that, "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." -- Donald Rumsfeld: "If you're asking if there's a direct link between 9/11 and Iraq, the answer is no." http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4865948/ "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation. " - George "Dubya" Bush
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: felton
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:57
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:57
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On Fri, 09 Sep 2005 04:06:45 GMT, slim <pickin's@nyc.rr.com> wrote: > > >N wrote: >> >> And your point is? > >BU$H is full of shit. > >The administration is filled with incompetant assholes, >incapable of making decisions which will save lives. > >The administration is real good at killing people and >getting our people killed, but saving lives....come on!!! Well, you have to give them credit for trying, though. Let's see...there was Terry Schiavo and some stem cells and ....ok, did I mention Terry Schiavo?:) You know it just occurred to me...that "culture of life" slogan...culture, as in petri dish. Now it makes sense!
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: alanswan
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:15
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:15
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That's funny
Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
Author: Neo
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:47
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:47
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too good. LOL Tim Campbell wrote: > New Orleans and the surrounding Gulf Coast have been devastated by a > terrorist strike, the likes of which the world has never seen. > > > Responsibility for this atrocity has been claimed by a previously > unknown terrorist cell, calling itself "Mother Nature." Little is > known at this stage about Mother Nature. However, it seems likely that > Mother Nature has been living among us for many years, deviously > avoiding detection by our intelligence services, biding its time and > waiting for an opportunity to strike. > > > >>From what we do know, it is clear that Mother Nature possesses > weapons of mass destruction, capable of targeting American cities. The > sophistication of its weaponry and the detail that has gone into its > planning, suggests possible links between Mother Nature and Al Qaeda. > Furthermore, it is clear that a terrorist operation of this magnitude > could not be carried out without considerable funding, most likely from > > Iran or North Korea. > > My fellow Americans, you may be asking yourselves "why do they hate us > so much?" The answer is that Mother Nature envies our freedom. Mother > Nature wishes to prevent the spread of our democratic system to all the > nations and peoples of the world. Mother Nature wishes to destroy our > cities and our industries. It is no coincidence that Mother Nature > targeted this attack at the very heart of America's oil production and > refining industry. > > > I have a very clear message to send to Mother Nature on behalf of the > American people. Mother Nature, you can run but you cannot hide! > Wherever you go, we will hunt you down. To the civilized democracies > of the world, I say, you are either with us or with Mother Nature! If > you value your freedom, if we are to protect our shared values, you > must join us in this crusade. Together, we must root out Mother > Nature's infrastructure! > > > God bless our SUVs. > > > George W Bush's address to the nation following Hurricane Katrina >
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