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This is not original, and I apologize to the author because I don't
know where it came from. (standard rec.humor.funny disclaimer). 




It's late in the fourth quarter in Ohio Stadium, and the Buckeyes are
up by 4.  It's fourth down and the w*lv*r*n*s face a long yard on the
Buckeye 2 yard line.  Gary Moller calls his last time out and paces
the side line trying to come up with a play that will get past the
stunning Buckeye defense.  In a moment of desperation Coach Moller
looks up to the heavens and says, "God.  Please... I need a play...".

After a moment the clouds overhead part and a beam of light touches
Moller's face and God tells Moller to run a delayed quarterback draw.
Moller, inspired by divine wisdom, sends in the play.  The ball is
snapped and the swarming Buckeye defense sacks Elvis in the backfield
for a loss of 7, sealing a TOSU victory.  Moller in despair looks to
the sky and shouts "Why God?  Why did you have me call that play?"

Up in heaven God looks down at the coach for a moment and then turns
to the figure beside him and says, "That's a good question.  Why did
we call that play Woody?"