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Article #147Re: Michigan jokes
From: Michael Lianez
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:15
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:15
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In article <1992Nov20.181047.11885@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> jtripp@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (John L Tripp) writes: >It's a bit late to get these started, but let's give it the old college >try, shall we? > >How many Michigan football players does it take to change a lightbulb? > Just one, but he gets five hours of credit for it. > >Did you hear that they had to take 9-1-1 off the police cars up in >Michigan? Seems all the criminals were stealing them, thinking they >were Porsches. > >I know there are a LOT of Michigan jokes out there. Let's hear 'em! What does a Michigan cheerleader say after sex? -"Are you guys all on the same team?" [For all geography majors] Why doesn't Ohio sldie into Kentucky? -Because Michigan sucks.
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Newsgroups: oh.general,osu.general Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cis.ohio-state.edu!glockenspiel.cis.ohio-state.edu!lianez From: lianez@glockenspiel.cis.ohio-state.edu (Michael Lianez) Subject: Re: Michigan jokes Message-ID: <1992Nov20.231558.27737@cis.ohio-state.edu> Sender: news@cis.ohio-state.edu (NETnews ) Organization: The Ohio State University Dept. of Computer and Info. Science References: <1992Nov20.181047.11885@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> Distribution: acsi,osu,cmh,oh Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:15:58 GMT Lines: 20