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2 total messages Started by Tarapia Tapioco Thu, 23 Jan 2003 17:53
Hillary's Reading List "For the Children"
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Author: Tarapia Tapioco
Date: Thu, 23 Jan 2003 17:53
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CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE

"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dick and Jane discover Leather"
"Mine's bigger than yours"
"Uncle Willie's Magic Probe"
"After You Die The Worms Come"
"How You Know If Your Parents Hate You"
"Daddy's Violent Rampage"
"Bleach Gives Billy Superpowers"
"The Evil Toilet"
"Playtime Crafts, Book 2: Watery Fecal Discharge And You"
"Don't Cut That Off! A Guide To Growing Young Bodies"
"Daddy And The Milkman"
"Where's Spot? A Child's Cookbook"
"Fido's Not Sleeping, Honey, He's Dead"
"What Did I Tell You? DON'T Talk Back To Me!"
"Why Mommy Cut Her Hair and Aunt Mickey Moved In"
"Daddy's Awful Thin: A Child's Primer of AIDS"
"Because You Were Bad: A Child's Guide to Divorce"
"Why Is Mommy Screaming: A Child's First Sex Manual"
"SLAP I Said SMILE!: Looking Your Best During Physical Abuse"
"Let's Play Under the Sink"
"Headlights Are Fun!"
"Will It Grow?"
"Janie Learns to Block It Out"
"Chewies in the Catbox"
"Speedballin' With the Big Boys"
"When Mom and Dad Fall Asleep"
"Bullets, Bullets, Bullets -- Everywhere!"
"A Runaway's Guide to Quick Money"
"It's OK, I'm Your Scout Leader!"
"Go Ahead! It's Candy!"
"Five Easy Steps to Playpen Escape"
"Don't Tell Mommy"
"Drano Es Bueno"
"Noose Rhymes with Goose: How to Show You are REALLY Upset"
"Mommy's Boyfriend Can Be Your Boyfriend Too"
"More Scouting for Boys"
"Yes Edward, You Were An Accident, But We Do Like You"
"Swimming Lessons are for Wimps"
"Ten Ways to Make Your Stepfather Smile"
"How to Borrow Daddy's Money--Without him Finding Out"
"Fun Grownup Games on the Telephone"
"Playing with Matches Isn't Scary"
"Hi Mr. Knife!"
"Where In The World Are Daddy's Guns?"
"Friendly Fun Science Projects With Large, Heavy, Jagged, Rusty, 
Metal Things"
"Let's All Play The Famine Game!"
"Little Timmy Goes Though The Windshield, Fly Timmy, Fly!"
"Barney the Dinosaur Gets Cancer"
"You Were Born In A Test Tube"
Re: Hillary's Reading List "For the Children"
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Author: *
Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:54
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Tarapia Tapioco <comesefosse@ntani.firenze.linux.it> wrote in message
news:d9ea16f8ab6e782b944d540264f00cb1@firenze.linux.it...

> CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE
>
> "You Were an Accident"
> "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
> "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
> "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
> "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
> "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
> "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
> "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
> "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
> "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
> "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
> "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
> "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
> "Bi-Curious George"
> "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
> "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
> "You Are Different and That's Bad"
> "Dick and Jane discover Leather"
> "Mine's bigger than yours"
> "Uncle Willie's Magic Probe"
> "After You Die The Worms Come"
> "How You Know If Your Parents Hate You"
> "Daddy's Violent Rampage"
> "Bleach Gives Billy Superpowers"
> "The Evil Toilet"
> "Playtime Crafts, Book 2: Watery Fecal Discharge And You"
> "Don't Cut That Off! A Guide To Growing Young Bodies"
> "Daddy And The Milkman"
> "Where's Spot? A Child's Cookbook"
> "Fido's Not Sleeping, Honey, He's Dead"
> "What Did I Tell You? DON'T Talk Back To Me!"
> "Why Mommy Cut Her Hair and Aunt Mickey Moved In"
> "Daddy's Awful Thin: A Child's Primer of AIDS"
> "Because You Were Bad: A Child's Guide to Divorce"
> "Why Is Mommy Screaming: A Child's First Sex Manual"
> "SLAP I Said SMILE!: Looking Your Best During Physical Abuse"
> "Let's Play Under the Sink"
> "Headlights Are Fun!"
> "Will It Grow?"
> "Janie Learns to Block It Out"
> "Chewies in the Catbox"
> "Speedballin' With the Big Boys"
> "When Mom and Dad Fall Asleep"
> "Bullets, Bullets, Bullets -- Everywhere!"
> "A Runaway's Guide to Quick Money"
> "It's OK, I'm Your Scout Leader!"
> "Go Ahead! It's Candy!"
> "Five Easy Steps to Playpen Escape"
> "Don't Tell Mommy"
> "Drano Es Bueno"
> "Noose Rhymes with Goose: How to Show You are REALLY Upset"
> "Mommy's Boyfriend Can Be Your Boyfriend Too"
> "More Scouting for Boys"
> "Yes Edward, You Were An Accident, But We Do Like You"
> "Swimming Lessons are for Wimps"
> "Ten Ways to Make Your Stepfather Smile"
> "How to Borrow Daddy's Money--Without him Finding Out"
> "Fun Grownup Games on the Telephone"
> "Playing with Matches Isn't Scary"
> "Hi Mr. Knife!"
> "Where In The World Are Daddy's Guns?"
> "Friendly Fun Science Projects With Large, Heavy, Jagged, Rusty,
> Metal Things"
> "Let's All Play The Famine Game!"
> "Little Timmy Goes Though The Windshield, Fly Timmy, Fly!"
> "Barney the Dinosaur Gets Cancer"
> "You Were Born In A Test Tube"

You forgot these:

        "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
        "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
                 Animals of North Amer --- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
        "You Are Different and That's Bad"
        "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
        "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
        "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
        "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
        "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
        "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
        "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
        "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
        "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
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