🚀 go-pugleaf

I think it's time for a little flame right here again:

Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie           [x] Loser           [ ] Nutscraper
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/MSNetter                [x] Cretin
  [ ] Me too er                 [x] Pervert         [ ] Llama
  [x] Spammer                   [ ] Barbarian       [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                       [ ] Freak           [ ] Smurf
  [ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You dished it out, and couldn't take it.
  [ ] You did not know what a Lissajous figure was.
  [ ] You posted a Money-Making scheme.
  [ ] You posted a Money-Making scheme to a .humor newsgroup.
  [ ] You are a newbie with no strategy.
  [ ] You don't have the wit to make an arse of yourself.
  [x] You posted an article with an inappropriate subject title.
  [ ] You were unable to take a joke.
  [ ] You have no grasp of the intricate nature of the English language.

  [x] You crossposted.
  [ ] You posted one line and included a four page quotation.
  [ ] You listen to Bryan Adams.
  [ ] You do not watch 'Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys'.
  [x] You have no sense of humor.
  [x] Sarcasm does not exist in your world view.
  [ ] You think Role Playing Games are satanic.
  [ ] You think Marylin Manson and Alice Cooper are women.
  [ ] You have no respect for vampires and werebeings.
  [ ] All of the above.

To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/MSN/SCIlab/other account
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup.
  [x] Never post in this newsgroup again.
  [x] Hit your head hard against the nearest wall.
  [ ] Integrate a Laphace differential equation.
  [ ] All of the above.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Bite me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] All that separates you from door-to-door salesmanship is a matter
of time
  [ ] Take your sh!t somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] Go play with yourself in the traffic
  [x] All of the above

Have a nice day.

.....get onto your comet and never return
again...........................

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Regards,

Deniz Oezmen
eMail: <Quantensprung [at] GMX [dot] net>

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