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Make Pretty Women Fast!!!

Other web business opportunities only allow you to Meet Pretty Women or 
to Make Money Fast!!!  But if all you wanted that money for was so that 
the women would want to meet you too, you were screwed!  (or wish you were.)

But now there's a solution!  You can make a pretty woman in only a few 
weeks, with an absolute minimum investment, using our new Make Pretty 
Women Fast instructions.  Here's how it works:

Dial 1-900-WEBJERK for the body part you need to procur from the local 
prosthetics shop.  The message will first explain the whole system 
(including all the legal mumbo-jumbo), which should only take about 
twenty minutes.  It will then list all the body parts it believes you to 
already have - this could take another ten minutes.  And then it will 
tell you which body part to procure five of, before giving you the 
complete names, addresses, credit histories, and school records of your 
addressees.  This step won't take more than another fifteen minutes.  
Lastly, it will verify, via touch-tone, that you have received the full 
message and wish to still be in the program - this has been speed 
optimized to save you money - this final step will take less than a 
single minute.  This means your total weekly  call will probably be less 
than 45 minutes!

Of course, per-minute charges apply, but it's a real steal at only 
$1.49/minute.  

To save you initial sign-on charges, you can register by E:Mail, as long 
as you listen to the full message twice in your first week.

Each week, you will be expected to send out five body parts.  Although 
there are literally dozens of body parts (if you count bones and cells 
and things), our high-efficiency plans have winnowed it down to a scant 
27 necessary pieces.  In almost no time, you will have assembled a 
high-quality life-like woman, every bit as intelligent as most of the 
women who have dated you in the past!  

Special Offer: For a limited time only, you can ensure that you wind up 
with a HORNY WOMAN!!!!   Our optional sheep-horn kit (from Zoltan Inc.) 
adds a new dimension to your passion-puppy, for only $14.95 (plus $207.50 
shipping and handling.)