Re: Do singles have rusted cocks ???

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From: Jordan
Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 06:33

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Actually it does remind me of an old Buddy Hackett joke...

Guy comes back from a business trip in Asia where he had a little too
much fun with ladies of the evening. After about a week he notices that
his dick turns bright red. So he's thinking he picked up some horrible
disease and the next day it turns bright yellow. He puts off going to
the doctor even though it now turns green.

Realizing he can't put it off anymore he goes to see a doctor who tells
him "Well, I'm sorry, but in cases like this all we can do is
amputate."

Naturally this scares the hell of the guy and he goes to get a second
opinion. In the mean time his dick is turning all kinds of colors,
orange, purple, plaid, you name it. He thinks "Hey, if I got this in
Asia I should see an Asian doctor!"

So he makes an appointment and the doctor checks him out and says "You
see a Western doctor?" "Yeah." "What'd he say?" "He wanted to
amputate." "Sheeit! Cut off your dick! No... no... no... no..."

The guy breathes a deep sigh of relief.

"Two, three weeks? It fall off all by itself."

- Jordan

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