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In article <stanleyh-1606050013300001@pdx-ppp271.pop1.net>, Stan
<stanleyh@delete-this-crap-xprt.net> wrote:
 > }Tristan Beeline wrote:
> }That's why you have to keep polishing them.  To keep the rust off.  
> }Yeah, that's it.
> 
> And here I was, using Rustoleum!
> 
> Stan.
Okay,  Bad JokeTime!

Where do they keep all the spare belly buttons?
The Naval Reserve.

Why does the seagull fly towards the sea?
When it flies towards the bay, it's called a bagel.

What's better than a rose on your piano?
Two lips on your organ.

Why do doctors spank babies when they are born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Why is a marriage like a tornado?
At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing and excitement, and then
when it's over, your house is gone.

Why do so many gay men have moustaches?
Hide the stretch marks.

Why do cowboys make such bad lovers?
They think eight seconds is a good ride.

What do you call a mushroom with a twelve inch penis?
Fungi to be with.

never mind
EMS
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