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Started by Fringe Ryder
Wed, 31 Jul 1996 00:00
Make Pretty Women Fast!!!
Author: Fringe Ryder
Date: Wed, 31 Jul 1996 00:00
Date: Wed, 31 Jul 1996 00:00
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Make Pretty Women Fast!!! Other web business opportunities only allow you to Meet Pretty Women or to Make Money Fast!!! But if all you wanted that money for was so that the women would want to meet you too, you were screwed! (or wish you were.) But now there's a solution! You can make a pretty woman in only a few weeks, with an absolute minimum investment, using our new Make Pretty Women Fast instructions. Here's how it works: Dial 1-900-WEBJERK for the body part you need to procur from the local prosthetics shop. The message will first explain the whole system (including all the legal mumbo-jumbo), which should only take about twenty minutes. It will then list all the body parts it believes you to already have - this could take another ten minutes. And then it will tell you which body part to procure five of, before giving you the complete names, addresses, credit histories, and school records of your addressees. This step won't take more than another fifteen minutes. Lastly, it will verify, via touch-tone, that you have received the full message and wish to still be in the program - this has been speed optimized to save you money - this final step will take less than a single minute. This means your total weekly call will probably be less than 45 minutes! Of course, per-minute charges apply, but it's a real steal at only $1.49/minute. To save you initial sign-on charges, you can register by E:Mail, as long as you listen to the full message twice in your first week. Each week, you will be expected to send out five body parts. Although there are literally dozens of body parts (if you count bones and cells and things), our high-efficiency plans have winnowed it down to a scant 27 necessary pieces. In almost no time, you will have assembled a high-quality life-like woman, every bit as intelligent as most of the women who have dated you in the past! Special Offer: For a limited time only, you can ensure that you wind up with a HORNY WOMAN!!!! Our optional sheep-horn kit (from Zoltan Inc.) adds a new dimension to your passion-puppy, for only $14.95 (plus $207.50 shipping and handling.)
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