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Re: Great Expectations (Dating Service) WARNING!

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From: Howard S Shubs
Date: Sat, 16 Sep 1995 00:00
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>>experience - do not do this).  She took it and asked "Are you excited?" and

If she'd asked -me- that one, I don't think she'd want me to answer her.

"Are you excited?"

Can't you tell??

"No, are you?"

I'm insulted.

"Why?"

I'm hard and you can't tell!


---or----

"Are you excited?"

For you, no.


----or----

"Are you excited?"

Spending money doesn't turn me on, sorry.


----or----

"Are you excited?"

Why, are you going to fuck me?

(The answer to that last one is, of course, "yes".)

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Howard S Shubs    hshubs@bix.com          Reunite Gondwanaland!
The Denim Adept   hshubs@ultranet.com     
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From: hshubs@denim.ultranet.com (Howard S Shubs)
Subject: Re: Great Expectations (Dating Service) WARNING!
Date: 1995/09/16
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