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Dear Reader or Readers, Bonjour.
 
         There is a new political force in Canada: The No Name Party at
 http://www.ualberta.ca/~deederly/noname1.htm
 
                         Were Democratic in some ways.
 
         "Our work is just beginning!" - NNP Party Leader Cigarette
Smoking Man (Cancer Man) on the future of the NNP.
 
         The No Name Party (or The NNP for short) is a new political
party dedicate to making Our Interests the Public's Interests.  The
party membership is secret, but some of party members are cool,
government men and women dedicated to Canada and our ambiguous goals.
 
         What do we stand for?  Well that would be telling.  Unlike all
other political parties that promise to do one thing during an election
then carry out another secret hidden agenda once elected; The NNP is
 different.  We believe in Honesty, we intentionally keep all are
 policies ambiguous so we don't lie.
 
         Where is The NNP in the political spectrum?  Where not in the
spectrum were above it!  All we know is that we're right and we should
be in charge; Come see why, Visit us today and vote for us tomorrow.
 
          *Warning the NNP is political Satire, you may laff*