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Newfoundland Joke Database
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The Newfoundland Joke Database is now online.
During our first month we had over 1200 visitors 
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If you like Newfy jokes, or don't really know 
what a Newfy joke is, drop by and pay us a 
visit.  As you can see from the joke below, A 
LAUGH IS GUARANTEED.

Regards,
David Anstey
david@nfldproducts.com

Divert Your Course
Sherry, , sherryl1@nf.sympatico.ca



This is an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.  Radio 
conversation released by the Chief of naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans:  Please divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a
collision.

Canadians:  Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, 
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN.  THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED
BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.  I
DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE 
DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY
OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

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