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Newfoundland Joke Database
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The Newfoundland Joke Database is now online.
During our first month we had over 1200 visitors 
and was listed in:

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If you like Newfy jokes, or don't really know 
what a Newfy joke is, drop by and pay us a 
visit.  As you can see from the joke below, A 
LAUGH IS GUARANTEED.

Regards,
David Anstey
david@nfldproducts.com


                    Newfy Lunch Box
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Three men, one from B.C., one from Quebec and one from Newfoundland, 
are working on the framing for a high-rise building. Each day at 
noon, they take lunch break together. Instead of going all the way 
down to ground level (they're working on the 30th floor of the 
building) they just sit down on a girder, and let their legs dangle 
free. 

On one particular day, lunch break rolls around and the guy from B.C.
opens his lunch box to find a salmon sandwich. "Dammit" he says, "I 
hate salmon sandwiches. I've always hated salmon sandwiches, and it 
seems to be all I ever get in my lunch. You can mark my words, boys, 
if I get another salmon sandwich in my lunch tomorrow I'm going to 
throw myself off this girder." 

Then the guy from Quebec opens his lunch box. "Tabarnac!" he says, 
"Tourtiere meat pie again. I 'ate meat pie. I can't stand it. It's 
getting really depressing to come to lunch these days when all I ever
seem to get is meat pie. I tell you what. If I get meat pie again 
tomorrow, I'll join you and jump off this girder too." 

Then the worker from Newfoundland opens up his lunch box. Inside he 
finds a bologna sandwich. "By jeezus" he says, "bologna again. That 
makes fifteen days in a row I've had a bologna sandwich in me lunch, 
and I hate the stuff. I'm at the end of me rope too, boys, and if I 
gets another one tomorrow, I'll be jumping off right along with you". 

The next day at lunch, the three meet at noon on their usual girder.
The guy from B.C. opens his lunch box. He opens the wrapper of his 
sandwich. It's salmon. "Nice knowin' you boys." he says as he hurls 
himself off the girder to his death. 

The Quebecker then opens his lunch box. Inside, to his horror, he 
finds a slice of meat pie. "Mon Dieu!" he says as he crosses himself.
"Au revoir." he says to the Newfie as he jumps from the girder. 

The Newfie then opens his lunch to find, yes, a bologna sandwich. 
With a look of disgust, he puts the sandwich down and throws himself 
from the girder. 

At the funeral the wives of the three construction workers are 
commiserating with each other. The wife of the guy from B.C. sobs, 
"Why, oh why, if he didn't like salmon sandwiches didn't he just tell
me so. He never said a word about it. I can't for the life of me 
understand it." 

The wife of the Quebecker then said, "Well I feel the same way. I 
always assumed that he liked meat pie. If he didn't like it, I could 
easily have made something else. C'est absolument ridicule!" 

Then the wife of the Newfie said, "Well I don't understand this at 
all. I mean I really don't understand it. He always made his own 
lunch!" 

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