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Started by Dan Bennett
Fri, 14 Jan 2000 00:00
Women Vs. Men
Author: Dan Bennett
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 00:00
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Women Vs. Men
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left
are disabled.
Q: Why are men like public toilets?
A: They're always vacant, engaged or full of shit.
Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all
over them for
life.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a
fish.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
Q: What do an anniversary, a toilet and a clitoris all have
in common?
A: Men miss them.
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