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Started by Koichi Tanaka
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:02
The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: Koichi Tanaka
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:02
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:02
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Supplement to LC/GC North America (February 2008) Application Notebook: Realizing Reliable, Ultra-Fast HPLC with Shim-pack XR-ODS II Column and Prominence UFLCXR by Shimadzu SHIMADZU WHO? Genzo Shimadzu... he's been dead since 1894! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABSTRACT... the paper contains a one sentence... THIS ISN'T AN ABSTRACT! INTRODUCTION... acceptable! EXPERIMENTAL CONDITIONS... most research papers label this section METHODS! Shimadzu supposedly sells all that fancy analytical equipment (eg. diode array detectors, LC-MS detectors, evaporative light scattering detector, etc) and they use nothing more than a single wavelength UV detector set at 245 nm in THIS paper. Why aren't these lowlifes developing new techniques to measure novel compounds (other than alkylphenones which are synthesized by most freshman college students in their very first organic chemistry course) using their so-called cutting edge technologies. First of all, Shimadzu is a follower, not a LEADER, so don't expect any new techniques anytime soon. Second, there is nothing novel about the name Shimadzu (aka SHIT-madzu) nor the compounds they pretend to measure. Thirdly, none of these so-called cutting-edge technologies that Shimadzu manufactureres work well in the real world. And they surely don't have the scientific brain-power to make that happen at the customer site (because Terry L Adams is too busy chasing women's skirts since his divorce)... he's not even a degreed scientist either! RESULTS... minimally acceptable! DISCUSSION... THERE ISN'T ONE! But let's discuss the tireless shit streaming from Shimadzu. Shimadzu doesn't deliver anything... but SHIT! What notable journals (Journal of Biological Chemistry, Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry, Analytical Biochemistry, Journal of Chromatography, etc) can one find an authentic HPLC article that actually uses Shimadzu instrumentation. THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED FOR YEARS WITH NO ANSWERS PROVIDED! CONCLUSION... acceptable! REFERENCES... THERE AREN'T ANY! Does Shimadzu want everyone in the "real" world to believe that they developed the METHODS described in THIS paper all by themselves... without any help from the scientific literature? The HPLC of alkylphenones was successfully completed and published over 30 years ago according to an article by E. J. Kikta, Jr., et al. entitled "Phenones: A Family of Compounds Broadly Applicable to Use as Internal Standards in High-Performance Liquid Chromatography." J. Chromatogr., 138, 41 (1977), which "disclosed another standards for evaluating the reverse phase HPLC columns, which comprises alkylphenones each having various chain length. The alkylphenones all have the same ketone functionality but different polarities due to the various chain lengthes of the alkyl chains." WHY DIDN'T SHIMADZU GIVE PROPER CREDIT? The publication of such 8th grade rubbish (which one would expect from a class of 8th graders) as noted in THIS paper (please note this was not labeled a "scientific paper" because Shimadzu and the word "science" don't belong in the same sentence) by a so-called analytical instrumentation company is absolutely AMAZING... and yet abysmal. It is yet further evidence of the shortcuts and half-ass support & service you can expect from a company that STILL doesn't know how to "deliver" anything but SHIT-madzu! Does PITTCON give out a $HIT AWARD... Shimadzu would be the walk-away winner! http://shimadzu-sux.iscool.net http://www.geocities.com/shitmadzu
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: George Orwell
Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:39
Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:39
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Koichi Tanaka <shimadzu_usa@yahoo.com> wrote in news:b555b2d9-b5a4-41ec-ae35-78403f7fec72@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.c om: Christ, Mark Kukucka, how long ago has it been since you were fired by Shimadzu USA? Well over a decade, I think. Get a life, why don't you? And take your meds.
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: The SHIT in Shi-madzu
Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:22
Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:22
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Message-ID: <Xns9A5358218E4CEorwellian@127.0.0.1> On Feb 29, 11:39 am, George Orwell <the_...@farm.com.invalid> wrote: <snipped> It's quite obvious that you George (or whoever you're pretending to be) are looking for pure "ass play." You can find that "ass play" a few cubicles away from yours at Shimadzu Scientific Instruments in the one occupied by Terry Lee Adams but be forewarned (and that's not the same thing as foreskin George), that Shimadzu's Terry L. Adams appears to be looking for Pittcon Pussy this time of year as noted at: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem.analytical/msg/b9955ea0b1e969f4 Funny thing about that Kukuka guy whose name you are infatuated with George as you drivel on anonymously (no less), I read that Mark retired after becoming a multi-millionaire last year. I'd bet he's sipping pina coladas on some beach in the Caribbean this time of year! I read that his new found riches had a lot to do with the countersuits regarding those completely frivilous allegations and supposed restraining orders. You can contact both the US Department of Labor and the US Department of Justice for some of the details. Good job Mark! Meanwhile George, I needn't wonder what you're dwiddling with between your legs! How many more years will you be slaving away at your job? LQQKS like you have egg (or is that cum) all over your phucking face, huh George???
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: Sam Adamson
Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:35
Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:35
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On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 07:22:21 -0800 (PST), The SHIT in Shi-madzu <shimadzu_usa@yahoo.com> wrote: >Message-ID: <Xns9A5358218E4CEorwellian@127.0.0.1> >On Feb 29, 11:39�am, George Orwell <the_...@farm.com.invalid> wrote: > ><snipped> > > >Funny thing about that Kukuka guy whose name you are infatuated with >George as you drivel on anonymously (no less), I read that Mark >retired after becoming a multi-millionaire last year. I'd bet he's >sipping pina coladas on some beach in the Caribbean this time of year! > >I read that his new found riches had a lot to do with the countersuits >regarding those completely frivilous allegations and supposed >restraining orders. You can contact both the US Department of Labor >and the US Department of Justice for some of the details. Good job >Mark! > Still posting from the Baltimore Library eh Mark? IP address: 64.26.83.215 Reverse DNS: [No reverse DNS entry per nsa.lib.md.us.] Reverse DNS authenticity: [Unknown] ASN: 6189 ASN Name: EPFL-AS IP range connectivity: 1 Registrar (per ASN): ARIN Country (per IP registrar): US [United States] Country Currency: USD [United States Dollars] Country IP Range: 64.26.0.0 to 64.26.127.255 Country fraud profile: Normal City (per outside source): Aberdeen, Maryland Country (per outside source): US [United States] Private (internal) IP? No IP address registrar: whois.arin.net Known Proxy? No Link for WHOIS: 64.26.83.215 Which is part of the public library IP addresses. Probably still living at your daddy's house too. Especially after you harrassed yet another former employer AND some lady there who was foolish enough to interact with you. Was that the lawsuit you are talking about asshole? The one that ended up as far up your puckered hole as it could go? You are a sick fuck Kukuka, you need serous professional help, meds, whatever, as you are as imbalanced as they get. Crawl back under your rock you cocksucking bastard. Sam Adamson
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: hamdell_ruston
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:13
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:13
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On Mar 1, 6:35 pm, Sam Adamson <sadam...@gmail.com> wrote: <major snip> So why are you George or is it Sam Adamson (sounds like you suffer from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adamson also sounds a whole lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously. Are you afraid that Kukucka might discover your identity and then take your family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass! Kukucka has impeccable qualifactions. He's earned two doctorates. Did you even graduate from elementary school? Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play baseball better than you? What's your problem? Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will! Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that you attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adamson today) don't even know the messenger. You make assumptions! You just heap stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present) any definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original article! But let's get back to the message which was the original reason for this post before you George (or is it Sam Adamson) decided to personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly. Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to construct a scientific paper? The points raised are still valid! On a professional note, I can tell you that I've used a Shimadazu spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can tell you after three service visits that it still didn't work. First, they replaced the UV lamp, then they replaced one of the optical mirrors, then they replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the next two service visits. BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters are the sick fucks that really need personal and professional help plus all the medications at your local pharmacy!
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: Sam Adamson
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:12
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:12
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On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 10:13:33 -0800 (PST), hamdell_ruston@yahoo.co.uk wrote: >On Mar 1, 6:35�pm, Sam Adamson <sadam...@gmail.com> wrote: > ><major snip> > >So why are you George or is it Sam Adamson (sounds like you suffer >from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adamson also sounds a whole >lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously. Are you >afraid that Kukucka might discover your identity and then take your >family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for >libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home >following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass! This is Sam Adams the one who first posted about the lawsuit against you by Belfort Instruments: A Baltimore manufacturer of weather instruments is suing a fired employee it claims is on an anonymous Internet rampage.Belfort Instrument says Mark A. Kukucka has been harassing current Belfort employees via e-mail, calling the company's customers and partners alleging unethical business practices, and posting trade secrets on the Internet.Defendant Kukucka has an alarming history of engaging in such 'anonymous' Internet attacks against those who he believes may have slighted him (including past employers), and, absent a TRO, will continue his historical pattern of making outrageous and harmful attacks against the material business interests of Belfort Instrument, reads Belfort's complaint, filed earlier this month in Baltimore County Circuit Court.Belfort, which obtained a temporary restraining order against Kukucka on Nov. But typical of you, you sick fuck, you are talking about your own supposedly anonymous posts all from the Baltimore library as I guess your Daddy won't let you use his computer. Right Mark!! You can post as any number of names, but its all the same diahretic coming from your sorry ass. >Kukucka has impeccable qualifactions. He's earned two doctorates. Did >you even graduate from elementary school? Kukucka's qualifications are as a spamming idiotic troll who is in severe need of professional help. But you know that don't you Marko! >Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an >award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play >baseball better than you? What's your problem? > >Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will! In your fucking dreams asshole. Last I heard you were sued and sued again. You may be out on day parole right now, maybe got by sucking off the right guards eh fuckhead! > All the rest of your drool snipped. Those who have been here for a long time have seen this group constantly hijacked by your babblings Kukucka. You are the lying idiot with mental health problems. Why don't you just FOaD. your buddy Sam.
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: George Orwell
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:31
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:31
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Sam Adamson <sadamson@gmail.com> wrote in news:do9us3pcp6ck89o91nb3b98m0j0cmbommp@4ax.com: > On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 10:13:33 -0800 (PST), > hamdell_ruston@yahoo.co.uk wrote: > >>On Mar 1, 6:35�pm, Sam Adamson <sadam...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >><major snip> >> > > your buddy Sam. > Our buddy Mark is so predictable. Every year at Pittcon time, we get a truckload of drivel about his former employer. Every year around VJ day, we get a truckload of drivel about Japan. This from a guy who is so delusional that his posting nym is a Japanese Nobelist who works for the company who fired him... Go figure. Have a really great day job hunting, Markie. Maybe if you put as much energy into finding and keeping a job as you do in anonymous internet posting, you'd be employed now. With love, Your buddy George P.S. I'm -not- the same as your buddy Sam or any of the other people you think I am. I'm completely unknown to you. You wouldn't know me if I sat down next to you in the library. In fact, I could be sitting right next to you right now, watching you type. Don't look! There's a whole bunch of uspeople who hate your guts, and can't wait for Baltimore County to yank your library card.
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: hamdell_ruston
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:16
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:16
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<major snip again> Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adams and Sam Adamson also sounds a whole lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously? Are you afraid that Kukucka might discover your real identity and then take your family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass! I listed my name and it's nothing alcoholic like Sam Adams beer! In fact, this is the only the second time I've posted and I'm not even in the USA. Check the IP address idiot, it's somewhere in France! I just hate to see anonymous lowlifes like George, Sam Adams or whoever else you're pretending to be trash someone with no regard. So you hide like rats instead! Again, Kukucka has impeccable credentials. He's earned two doctorates. Did you even graduate from elementary school? You didn't answer these questions: Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play baseball better than you? What's your problem? Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will! Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that you attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adams today) don't even know the messenger. You make grand unfounded assumptions! You just heap stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present) any definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original article! LIST THE PROOF ASSHOLE! ONCE AGAIN: Let's get back to the message which was the original reason for this post before you George (or is it Sam Adams) decided to personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly. STOP DODGING THE QUESTIONS: Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to construct a scientific paper? The points raised are still valid! Let me say this again: On a professional note, I can tell you that I've used a Shimadazu spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can tell you after three service visits that it still didn't work. First, they replaced the UV lamp, then they replaced one of the optical mirrors, then they replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the next two service visits. BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters like George or Sam Admas or any other anonymous psedonyms are the sick fucks that really need personal and professional help plus all the medications at your local pharmacy! your buddy hamdell
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: hamdell_ruston
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:18
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:18
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<major snip again> Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer from multiple personality disorder; Sam Adams and Sam Adamson also sounds a whole lot like Shimadzu's Terry Lee Adams) posting anonymously? Are you afraid that Kukucka might discover your real identity and then take your family home, life savings and everything you own after he sues you for libel? Oh, I forgot Mr. Adams, your wife now owns the family home following her divorce of your cheating, lying ass! I listed my name and it's nothing alcoholic like Sam Adams beer! In fact, this is the only the second time I've posted and I'm not even in the USA. Check the IP address idiot, it's somewhere in France! I just hate to see anonymous lowlifes like George, Sam Adams or whoever else you're pretending to be trash someone with no regard. So you hide like rats instead! Again, Kukucka has impeccable credentials. He's earned two doctorates. Did you even graduate from elementary school? You didn't answer these questions: Did Kukucka beat you out for a promotion? Did he get selected for an award in a competitive situation when you didn't? Could he play baseball better than you? What's your problem? Maybe Kukucka just made himself a millionaire when you never will! Doesn't it just figure when you have trouble with the message that you attack the messenger! And you George (or is it Sam Adams today) don't even know the messenger. You make grand unfounded assumptions! You just heap stuff up unfoundly on Kukucka when you have (nor present) any definitive proof whatsoever who really posted the original article! LIST THE PROOF ASSHOLE! ONCE AGAIN: Let's get back to the message which was the original reason for this post before you George (or is it Sam Adams) decided to personalize it and trash someone's reputation unjustly. STOP DODGING THE QUESTIONS: Doesn't somebody at Shimadzu know how to construct a scientific paper? The points raised are still valid! Let me say this again: On a professional note, I can tell you that I've used a Shimadazu spectrophotometer once. Never again! And I can tell you after three service visits that it still didn't work. First, they replaced the UV lamp, then they replaced one of the optical mirrors, then they replaced the stepping motor. Finally, the Shimadzu tech told me they could no longer support the spectrophotometer. Yeah, I figured that one out after the first service visit but Shimadzu billed me for the next two service visits. BTW: Anonymous cowardly posters like George or Sam Admas or any other anonymous psedonyms are the sick fucks that really need personal and professional help plus all the medications at your local pharmacy! your buddy hamdell What library in France do you suppose will yank my library card George or Sam Adams?
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: Sam Adamson
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:29
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:29
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On Thu, 6 Mar 2008 14:16:42 -0800 (PST), hamdell_ruston@yahoo.co.uk wrote: ><major snip again> > >Again: Why are you George or is it Sam Adams (sounds like you suffer idiotic spamming drool snipped > > >your buddy hamdell Ha! Hitting your nerve aren't we Kukucka!! Your confessional ramblings are pretty funny even if so pathetic. Come on asshole, post more dribble so we can all be more entertained. Mark Kukucka, loser and pimple on the earth, that's all you are fuckhead. Everything you post trying to rebut our statements are just your own actions taking over. Better get on your meds Markie, you may hurt yourself. Sam Adams
Re: The Scientific SHIT published by Shimadzu
Author: Koichi Tanaka
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:42
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:42
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Bruker DOMINATES 2008 Pittcon Editors Awards with Gold and Bronze Awards while Shimadzu gets FLUSHED down the toilet! Bruker Announces Pittcon Editors' Gold and Bronze Awards for Two of its New Breakthrough Products Pittcon 2008 - March 6, 2008 NEW ORLEANS--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Bruker Corporation (NASDAQ: BRKR) introduced numerous innovative high-performance systems and breakthrough solutions for life science and materials research, for molecular imaging research, for homeland security and environmental monitoring, as well as for applied and industrial analysis at Pittcon 2008. All Bruker News Releases are now accessible for trade journal editors at www.bruker.com/pittcon-press . The prestigious Pittcon Editors' Gold Award has been awarded to the breakthrough benchtop Bruker AXS SMART X2S Crystal-to-Structure(tm) small molecule X-ray system which for the first time allows chemists without crystallography training to obtain routine small molecule 3D structures under full automation. The Pittcon Editors' Bronze Award has been awarded to Bruker AXS' novel benchtop S2 PICOFOX(tm) TXRF (total reflection XRF) system for easy- to-use and robust ultra-trace elemental analysis with straight-forward and cost-effective sample preparation. The transportable S2 PICOFOX is expected to complement or replace AA and ICP in many pharma, geological, mining, environmental and food testing applications. Moreover, the Pittcon Editors have given an 'honorable mention' to Bruker Daltonics' unique new high-performance apex-ultra(tm) MALDI-FTMS platform for drug and metabolite tissue imaging at therapeutic dosing levels. http://www.businesswire.com/portal/site/home/index.jsp?epi_menuItemID=887566059a3aedb6efaaa9e27a808a0c&ndmViewId=news_view&ndmConfigId=1009150&newsId=20080306005914&newsLang=en Why don't you two sick phucks (George and Sam Adams that is) tell us all what great research you're doing in YOUR labs using SHIT-madzu equipment? Why don't you point us all to some of YOUR noteworthy publications? Oooooooooooh, I forgot again, silly me, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY! http://shimadzu-sux.iscool.net http://www.geocities.com/shitmadzu The next time you see some brown turds in the toilet...... THINK SHIMADZU! BTW: How much PITTCON pussy did Shimadzu Terry Lee Adams get this year?
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