How to make artificial sperm?

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2 total messages Started by G.K. Konnig Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:22

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Author: G.K. Konnig
Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:22

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My balls were stolen by a gay mutated alien from outer space and now I
cannot produce semen anymore.

Does anyone have the chemical formula for human sperm/semen, so that I
can create artificial balls with artificial semen for me?

Please help!

Re: How to make artificial sperm?

#2457

Author: Alchemyst
Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 19:25

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"G.K. Konnig" <bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:3ff97a0d.0409111822.12f38174@posting.google.com...
> My balls were stolen by a gay mutated alien from outer space and now I
> cannot produce semen anymore.
>
> Does anyone have the chemical formula for human sperm/semen, so that I
> can create artificial balls with artificial semen for me?
>
> Please help!

Theres no need. You'll find your dick on top of your shoulders.

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