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Country Song Title:)
 
             I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
             ----------------------------------------
 
    Tom and Linda were driving their car behind Lorena Bobbit on
    the day she cut her husband's penis off. When she threw it out
    the window, it hit Tom's windshield.
 
    Tom turned the windshield wipers on, cleared the mess, turned
    to Linda and said, "Did you see the dick on that bug?"



For the past two years on Wall Street, I have monitored
employee Internet email, using homegrown snarf code.

Monitored by keyword spotting software with keyword spotting exclusion logic.

I call this software: the Internet Risk Management Analytics.

The NSA calls theirs DICTIONARY.

The results of monitoring were stunning.

Absolutely stunning.


If you would like a full copy of the tail, email me with Subject line "Request
Monitoring Tale". It is in the form of a complaint against Salomon Brothers.

I went public with it after the five attempts to handle the problem internal
to Salomon failed, and then the SEC failed to even contact me about the
complaint.

Anyway, I take advantage of the screwed up situation to explain to you what
it means to be monitored by powerful keyword monitoring software.

All company names are real.

All people's names in security incident reports are changed, as are any
proprietary data/numbers.

Any personal-personal traffic (the person's own words with outside friends)
is changed so it is not the actual traffic that went across, but it will have
the same visceral-word impact as the original.

Picture yourself inside a company. You are an office worker. Like everyone
else you have a desktop computer. It is on the company n