🚀 go-pugleaf

blu wrote:

> Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
> news:1t7c33pskd9c9ppir3iv3i1i5sa4ifnvap@4ax.com:
> 
>> On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:
>> 
>>>Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
>>>news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> MassiveProng AKA SuperM
>>>> 
>>>> NO serious offer refused!
>>>> 
>>>> Fair working order
>>>> Low maintenance
>>>> LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
>>>> FLOODS groups on cue
>>>> AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
>>>> (Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)
>>>> 
>>>> Posting Speed 30 posts/minute
>>>> 
>>>> LOW traffic?
>>>> STALE conversations?
>>>> BORED regulars
>>>> LAME trolls?
>>>> 
>>>> Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
>>>> He will make your group unusable within hours.
>>>> 
>>>> In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
>>>> More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
>>>> heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.
>>>> 
>>>> Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all
>>>> kinds and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost
>>>> INSTANTANEOUSLY !!
>>>> 
>>>> Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM
>>>> 
>>>> HURRY!
>>>> You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer
>>>> 
>>>> Offers to sci.electronics.design
>>>> 
>>>
>>>I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.
>> 
>> "might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!
> 
> Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13 or
> so.

perhaps you could make a valiant attempt to stop hoarding cats.  you *do*
realize that they flourish in the wild without human intervention, right?

> 
>>>It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
>>>power chair..
>> 
>> Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
>> Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.
>> 
>> He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
>> he can get a bit intermittent.
>> 
>> He IS relatively housetrained.
> 
> As long as he doesn't climb on the counters and stove, I'll still
> consider a trade.
> 
> 

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