🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
<user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

>MassiveProng AKA SuperM 
>
>NO serious offer refused!
>
>Fair working order 
>Low maintenance
>LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
>FLOODS groups on cue
>AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
>(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)
>
>Posting Speed 30 posts/minute
>
>LOW traffic?
>STALE conversations?
>BORED regulars
>LAME trolls?
>
>Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
>He will make your group unusable within hours.
>
>In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
>More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
>heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.
>
>Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
>and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!
>
>Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM
>
>HURRY!
>You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer
>
>Offers to sci.electronics.design

ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.
Would you take a dead ATX PSU in trade?

-- 
Rhonda Lea Kirk - Summary of a wasted life:
Message-ID: <133boha21feo601@corp.supernews.com>
no job
can't afford to eat
can't afford meds
no money
broken tooth
panick attacks
hatred of auk
haterd of ex bf
you sex life with ex bf
you ex bf never caring for you
ex-hubby pinning shit on you
ex-hubby giving you razors
sexaul abuse\molestations
beat up by father
DID
hyperthyroid
tity grab
' in the depths of despair '
loonatic vists to analysts
upset
google stacking teh dogfucker
suicide threats and police
dont wear panties
failed marriages
cant pay bills
ruined credit
seasonal disorder
lost friends
chain smoking
old lovers
daughter in jail told in soc.mens
molested by wimmin told in soc.mens
rape told in soc.mens
dead friends
mommas menopause at 60

' I also have other "defects" that might be considered "mental illness." 
I've talked about them in other places--schizoid symptoms, autistic symptoms 
'

' I've been forged. I've been frogged. I'm recently getting a load of
viruses and the product of countless Asian mailing lists in my spam each
day. Someone even went to the trouble of creating a gmail account just
to send me an extremely offensive about child incest. '

' I can't drive my car--no license, no registration. I can't drive it at 
night because of the deer (the light is broken, and I don't want a ticket) 
and I can't afford the insurance deductible And a whole long list of things 
that have just gone from bad to worse '

yep not *all* only one

kim is right you barf your life on teh usenets 

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