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Lionel wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:44:24 -0500, John Fields
> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
> 
>> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:15:43 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:11:08 -0500, John Fields
>>> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:00:24 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:36:55 -0500, John Fields
>>>>> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:10:57 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:49:05 -0500, John Fields
>>>>>>> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:35:53 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Yes, believe it or not. I wouldn't fall off my chair in shock if he
>>>>>>>>> were to admit to still being a virgin.
>>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>>> Five grandchildren.
>>>>>>> Never heard of adoption, step-children, artifical insemination or
>>>>>>> extra-marital affairs? 
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Artificial insemination requires masturbation, which technically
>>>>>> obviates voluntary virginity.
>>>>> I doubt that yours would be voluntary.
>>>>>
>>>>>>   Extra-marital sex inherently implies
>>>>>> the loss of virginity because of that loss in the original marriage.
>>>>> Marriages aren't always consummated, John.
>>>> ---
>>>> Still, the extra-marital fling does away with virginity unless the
>>>> fling is platonic.
>>> You thought I was talking about /you/ having an affair? - That
>>> figures.
>> ---
>> No, I didn't, but that figures.
> 
> No? - Then how would your wife having an extra-marital affair remove
> /your/ virginity?
> 
>>>>>> You just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, do you? ;)
>>>>> ...sayd the dweeb who thinks that masturbation cures virginity.
>>>> ---
>>>> It doesn't?
>>> Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, dude.
>> ---
>>From what I've seen of you so far,  quite the opposite seems to be
>> true.
> 
> True, I was being more than a little sarcastic there.
> 
>> Matter of fact, had you been the Angel of the Annunciation, Mary
>> would probably have gone looking for an abortion. 
> 
> Now /that/ would be an achievement to be proud of.
> 
>>>>>>> I can see that you're not all that clear on the mechanics of the
>>>>>>> process.
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Oh yeah, the old in-and-out... It's so hard to figure out...
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The oldest starting college next year.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And you?
>>>>>>> Are you asking me about my sex life (pretty damn good lately), whether
>>>>>>> I have any kids, or whether I have any grandkids?
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Certainly not the first, since it matters little to me whether your
>>>>>> local pound has seen fit to open its doors to overnight conjugal
>>>>>> visitors.
>>>>> *snort* Like most men, I'd be lying if I claimed to have never woken
>>>>> up next to a few woofers, but most of the women I've been involved
>>>>> with have been very attractive, & quite a few have been gorgeous.
>>>>> Eg; <http://lo.ve.ly/gallery/Usenet/LK0M4204_135mm> with whom I had my
>>>>> 4th anniversary a couple of months ago.
>>>> ---
>>>> Goddam, Lionel, what's it like to go through life with only one arm?
>>> Okay, on this one, I'll cheerfully admit that I don't have the
>>> faintest idea what you're trying to say. If it was intended to be an
>>> insult of some sort, you might want to rephrase it.
>> ---
>> OK, let me try to put this as delicately as I can:
>>
>> You post a picture of your GF and I reply with: "What's it like to
>> go through life with only one arm?"  Have you led such a sheltered
>> life that you can't put two and two together?
> 
> So it would seem, because I still don't get the joke.
> 
>>>>>> Other than that, I would be interested in knowing what overhead
>>>>>> you've foisted on the planet.
>>>>> Sure. One son, so far. And how many biological children do you have,
>>>>> Johnny?
>>>> ---
>>>> Five, and five grandchildren.
>>> Any of the paternity tests come back positive?
>> ---
>> Yes, they all had fathers.  
> 
> Well, at least that rules out parthenogenesis, eh? 
> 
>>>>>>>> Like I said earlier, "When the joke's on you, it seldom seems
>>>>>>>> funny."
>>>>>>> Well, seeing as something like five different posters have posted to
>>>>>>> that part of the thread, & you're the only one who thought it was
>>>>>>> funny, I know which possibility /I'd/ bet on.
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Why am I not surprised?  The inability to perceive humor doesn't
>>>>>> mean that humor doesn't exist, all it means is that you're so full
>>>>>> of yourselves that you can't step outside of yourselves and laugh at
>>>>>> your own foibles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That is, it's always funny when you get to laugh at someone else's
>>>>>> foolishness, but it's never funny when they get to laugh at yours,
>>>>>> eh?
>>>>> Oh, every now & then someone makes one at my expense that I can't help
>>>>> but laugh at. It doesn't seem at all likely that it's something you'll
>>>>> ever achieve, SwirlyBoi.
>>>> ---
>>>> We'll see, Nellie. :-)
>>> Go for your life, Swirly. If I get bored, I'll just stop replying to
>>> you directly.
>> ---
>> No chance of that happening, huh...? 
> 
> Given that I still flame DoucheMonkey every now & then, you'd have to
> work pretty hard at it, yes.

Loonel you've been my owned tard since early 02/2007. You've been mauled 
and thoroughly debased by me send then, ya poofter Kangaroos blowing retard.

John has you blowing his c0ck hourly. Not just licking the head. he's 
got you deep throating him in public view. yer *owned* many times over, 
loonel. face it and life will be much easier.
> 
>> "And I went down to the demonstration
>> To get my fair share of abuse
>> Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
>> If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"
>>
>> Sing it to me now...
>>
>> You can't always get what you want
>> You can't always get what you want
>> You can't always get what you want
>> But if you try sometimes well you just might find
>> You get what you need"
>>
>> "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
>> Rolling Stones
>>
>> and:
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coyote+ugly
>>
>> and a look into the future, at the early twenties of your firstborn:
>>
>> http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/04/doghumanface.htm
> 
> Lame.
>