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John Fields wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:21:48 GMT, MassiveDrongo
> <MassiveProng@tinydickinthebaratheendoftheuniverse.com> wrote:
> 
>> Thus spake Lionel:
>>> On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:21:30 GMT, MassiveDrongo wrote:
>>>> Thus spake John Fields:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:37:24 +1000, Lionel wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:27:17 -0500, John Fields wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:56:04 +1000, Lionel wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>>>> There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip...
>>>>>>>> Clealy, Sir, for you, tyop-lames are the pinnacle of wit.
>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>> If that were true you'd have me in stiches.
>>>>>> Really? When did I last typo-lame you, Swirly?
>>>>> ---
>>>>> Never, but why would you?  I don't make trypos. ---
>>>> Well, in that case, what's a trypo?
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So, these fantasies of yours about getting back at the bullies who
>>>>>>>>>> gave you swirlies - did they actually make you feel better about
>>>>>>>>>> sitting in class with toilet water in your hair?
>>>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>>>> Geez, the god of incomprehension raises her veil again...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What did you miss about that we didn't do, or get, swirlies?
>>>>>>>> Oh, I heard you loud & clear, I just don't believe your little
>>>>>>>> fantasy about being in a posse of geeks that beat up on
>>>>>>>> weight-lifting school bullies.
>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>> LOL!  So everything written here is supposed to be true???
>>>>>> Good to see you admitting that your revenge fantasies about the bullies
>>>>>> that gave you swirlies at school are just that.
>>>>> ---
>>>>> Just as true as your swirly fantasies? ---
>>>> Oh, very lame.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Must have been fun for you though, preying on and ridiculing the
>>>>>>>>> kids who might have had a positive influence on the world had you
>>>>>>>>> not shut them down.
>>>>>>>> Nice job of projection there, Swirly-Boy.
>>>>>>> ---
>>>>>>> IKYABWAI?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Must be, 'cause a shrink you ain't!
>>>>>> No, just a keen observer of human nature.
>>>>> ---
>>>>> Ah.  So you know when to sit, roll over, fetch, and do the rest of your
>>>>> routine just by watching facial expressions and body language?
>>>>>
>>>>> Good boy!
>>>> Should someone get you your cane?
>>> I think Prongo la Drongo 'borrowed' it when he couldn't find an NYPD
>>> broomstick.
>> Gah! I didn't need to think of that so soon after eating, thanks.
> 
> ---
> Feces on top of a stomach full of sperm _does_ sound rather
> revolting. ;)
> 
That's the main staple of Loonel's diet. Don't forget the Kangaroo jizz 
that Loonel washes it all down with.
>