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"Product developer" <jdurban@vorel.com> wrote in message
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> John Larkin <jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote in
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> > On 11 Sep 2004 20:29:41 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >How can I build a fucking-machine to fuck myself , so that I don't
> > >have to use my hands?
> >
> >
> > Doesn't sound terribly romantic to me.
> >
> > John
>
> From the "They don't just use them for milking cows" file.
>
> I designed and manufactured some automated dairy equipment about 20
> years ago and learned a lot about the industry and the guys who ran
> milking machines.
>
> Many milking machine teat cups just happen to be the size of the
> Caucasian male member. After hours cow milking personnel have been
> known to "use" the equipment in an off state of course, for their
> pleasure. The milking machines are often wired to the milking barn
> light switch which powers up the entire barn.
>
> Unfortunately for one guy, he was making a little too much noise in
> one of the stalls during an evening encounter. When the dairy owner
> walked in and turned on the lights a loud scream came from one of the
> stalls followed by a loud Portuguese phrase for "turn it off, turn it
> off!"
>
> I guess vacuum at 11 inches of mercury applied to the male member can
> be painful!

The cows, on the other hand, seem to like it.