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John Larkin <jjlarkin@highlandSNIPtechTHISnologyPLEASE.com> wrote in message news:<qpv8k0laaec24q1urakn80201iqtteth0d@4ax.com>...
> On 11 Sep 2004 20:29:41 -0700, bullmordt@yahoo.co.nz (G.K. Konnig)
> wrote:
> 
> >How can I build a fucking-machine to fuck myself , so that I don't
> >have to use my hands?
> 
> 
> Doesn't sound terribly romantic to me.
> 
> John

From the "They don't just use them for milking cows" file.

I designed and manufactured some automated dairy equipment about 20
years ago and learned a lot about the industry and the guys who ran
milking machines.

Many milking machine teat cups just happen to be the size of the
Caucasian male member. After hours cow milking personnel have been
known to "use" the equipment in an off state of course, for their
pleasure. The milking machines are often wired to the milking barn
light switch which powers up the entire barn.

Unfortunately for one guy, he was making a little too much noise in
one of the stalls during an evening encounter. When the dairy owner
walked in and turned on the lights a loud scream came from one of the
stalls followed by a loud Portuguese phrase for "turn it off, turn it
off!"

I guess vacuum at 11 inches of mercury applied to the male member can
be painful!