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Article #117New Ending - Impure Mathematics
From: downey
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:53
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:53
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It seems reason and downright outrage are not recognized by Darryl (the original poster of "Impure Mathematics"), or others who find the story "funny." Here is a new ending which results in a much more equitable and judicious disposition. When Curly Pi attempted improper integration, Polly was so outraged that she raised herself to the nth degree and pulled out a .357 magnum. She then threatened to blow off Curly Pi's conic section and relative spheres whereupon his full extrapolation shrivelled to an infinitesimal imaginary number. While keeping her exponents applied to the trigger, Polly summoned the matrix police and Curly Pi was brought up on charges of attempted improper integration and sentenced to hard differentiation for infinity; where he repeatedly became a zero, thus rendering him incapable of ever attempting improper integration again. More of the Story: Attempted improper integration may result in loss of conic section and relative spheres and definitely results in loss of any degree of freedom. Epilogue: While Curly Pi served his time in infinity, he ran into a few other zero's named Darryl, Fred, Scott & Johan, among others, who had been sentenced for masquerading as higher-order equations and grossly offending other members of mathkind.
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!dove!enh.nist.gov!downey From: downey@enh.nist.gov Newsgroups: sci.misc Subject: New Ending - Impure Mathematics Message-ID: <28AUG92.10534248@enh.nist.gov> Date: 28 Aug 92 14:53:42 GMT Sender: news@dove.nist.gov Organization: NIST Lines: 27