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Dave Oldridge <doldridg@leavethisoutshaw.ca> wrote:

>jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:1qipf11j0p5ogij0qn2ivrg5228f786d0o@
>4ax.com:
>
>> Dave Oldridge <doldridg@leavethisoutshaw.ca> wrote:
>> 
>>>Tonci <me@nospam.com> wrote in news:1ave7knwd3v9p.pn1n8qfxomor$.dlg@
>>>40tude.net:
>>>
>>>> On 10 Aug 2005 03:07:44 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> I want to create my own super-nova in my basement.
>>>>> 
>>>>> What do I need ?
>>>> 
>>>> Dying star
>>>
>>>Very LARGE dying star.  Those don't fit in basements.
>> 
>>    Hmmmmm ... that would really depend on the size of the basement,
>> wouldn't it?  One of the greatest cosmic jokes of all would be that
>> the entire universe sits in the corner of the Creator's basement
>> laboratory.  But, perhaps the universe is sitting inside His/Her toy
>> chest waiting until He/She is done with this eon's homework lessons
>> and is allowed to play again.  However, maybe the Creator is extremely
>> displeased with humans and will not allow cold fusion to give us
>> abundant, cheap energy.
>
>Uh, he specifically said in HIS basement.  Assuming his basement is on 
>this planet, it won't fit.

   Uh, the original post said "his basement".  My response was to a
reply down two levels in the thread.  That reply said "Those don't fit
in basements" regarding dying stars.   However, you missed the humor
of the original post so I guess this whole thread just blew right past
you.  Perhaps we will remember to include the <humor> and </humor>
tags next time so you don't get too confused.

  Meanwhile, it came to me in a vision that the Creator really is
suppressing cold fusion because of his displeasure with the human
race.  The Creator was impressed with the depth of my thoughts on the
matter and has chosen me as his Prophet (Sorry Chuck) to spread the
word.  Send me $100 via PayPal and I will be glad to pray to the
Creator to allow cold fusion to work and also too allow you to
recognize humorous postings.

--
Jim

PS-  True Believers, please do not get upset with the content of this
post.  I believe the Creator has a sense of humor.  After all, the
Creator created humans.