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Re: How to create a super-nova in my basement?

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From: Dave Oldridge
Date: Sun, 14 Aug 2005 06:53
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jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:i63tf1lvq68mvm60risd35qrp4me4h82b4@
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> Dave Oldridge <doldridg@leavethisoutshaw.ca> wrote:
> 
>>jimmy <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in 
news:1qipf11j0p5ogij0qn2ivrg5228f786d0o@
>>4ax.com:
>>
>>> Dave Oldridge <doldridg@leavethisoutshaw.ca> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Tonci <me@nospam.com> wrote in news:1ave7knwd3v9p.pn1n8qfxomor$.dlg@
>>>>40tude.net:
>>>>
>>>>> On 10 Aug 2005 03:07:44 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>> I want to create my own super-nova in my basement.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> What do I need ?
>>>>> 
>>>>> Dying star
>>>>
>>>>Very LARGE dying star.  Those don't fit in basements.
>>> 
>>>    Hmmmmm ... that would really depend on the size of the basement,
>>> wouldn't it?  One of the greatest cosmic jokes of all would be that
>>> the entire universe sits in the corner of the Creator's basement
>>> laboratory.  But, perhaps the universe is sitting inside His/Her toy
>>> chest waiting until He/She is done with this eon's homework lessons
>>> and is allowed to play again.  However, maybe the Creator is 
extremely
>>> displeased with humans and will not allow cold fusion to give us
>>> abundant, cheap energy.
>>
>>Uh, he specifically said in HIS basement.  Assuming his basement is on 
>>this planet, it won't fit.
> 
>    Uh, the original post said "his basement".  My response was to a
> reply down two levels in the thread.  That reply said "Those don't fit
> in basements" regarding dying stars.   However, you missed the humor
> of the original post so I guess this whole thread just blew right past
> you.  Perhaps we will remember to include the <humor> and </humor>
> tags next time so you don't get too confused.
> 
>   Meanwhile, it came to me in a vision that the Creator really is
> suppressing cold fusion because of his displeasure with the human
> race.  The Creator was impressed with the depth of my thoughts on the
> matter and has chosen me as his Prophet (Sorry Chuck) to spread the
> word.  Send me $100 via PayPal and I will be glad to pray to the
> Creator to allow cold fusion to work and also too allow you to
> recognize humorous postings.
> 
> --
> Jim
> 
> PS-  True Believers, please do not get upset with the content of this
> post.  I believe the Creator has a sense of humor.  After all, the
> Creator created humans.

Worse (or better depending on your sense of humour), He created evolution 
and THAT created humans!

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Dave Oldridge+
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