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On Mar 10, 11:27 am, Ed Conrad <gone.bananas...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>     (EDITOR'S NOTE: Google readers won't miss a trick when
>     the College of Cardinals meets behind closed doors to elect
>     a new Pope, beginning Tuesday.
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>     (Fr. Guido Sarducci, who knows Vatican City like the back of
>     his hand and has confidential informants in every nook and
>     cranny, is covering the monumental event exclusively for
>     us and will keep you posted on all of the scuttlebutt.
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>     (But right now, with a few days to go, things admittedly are
>     rather slow and boring inside the Sistine Chapel.
>     <
>     (To kill time, Father Sarducci -- the ex-Saturday Night Live
>     would-be comedien who was fired and couldn't find a job,
>     therefore entered the seminary -- is answering questions
>     pertinent to religion and electing a brand-new Pontiff.)
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>    http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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>     <                     TODAY'S QUESTION
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>     Submitted by Ed Conrad (*) of Mountain View, CA, U.S.A.
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>     Dear Father Sarducci:
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>     Without revealing names or places, what would you consider
>     your funniest experience while hearing Confessions?
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>     <                            ANSWER
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>     Well, Ed, I'd have to say it was the time I was hearing
>     Confessions in Beverly Hills when a man confessed that
>     he had been "playing" with himself .
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>     Along with three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys, I instructed
>     him to wash his right hand in the Holy Water in the fountain
>     a short distance from the Confessional.
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>     Well, my next sinner was a rather buxom middle-age blonde
>     who did something ever worse.
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>     After I gave her a suitable penance, she left the Confessional
>     -- and just moments later I heard a heated argument near the
>     fountain.
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>     "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she was screaming at the man
>     who had been to confession just before her. "Don't wash your
>     DIRTY HANDS in the Holy Water. I have to GARGLE with it."
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>    * Please take this story with a grain of salt. After all,
>    Ed Conrad holds the Guinness Book of Records
>    record for Most Lies in One Lifetime.
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>    See if you count the lies.
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xxein:  I counted 9,728 lies.  So?  Did you gargle ?