HAWKING'S BRAIN ALMOST BACK TO NORMAL

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From: Legally.Insane517
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 01:05

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       LONDON (Rueters) --Stephen
Hawking, whose bowling ball-size
brain made him an international
celebritiy for decades, was released
from a mental institution today.
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       "Steve's still a bit cuckoo but we
no longer feel he's a threat to himself
or others," said a spokesman at
Looney Tunesville. the asylum in
Stratfordshire.
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       In fact, the institution released
a brief tape message from Professor
Hawking to prove just how well he
is doing after undergoing months
of electric shock treatment and
lots of pins in his rectum.

http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
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     Hawking, a theoretical physicist
and cosmologist, was officially
declared off his rocker by the
British Academy of Science for
saying there is NO God and
that the universe may well have
been created on its own.
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     He also was removed from the
top of the list of Smartest People
in the World and was replaced
by one Ed Conrad whose picture
appears below.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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YES, VIRGINIA, THERE "IS" A GOD
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http://www.edconrad.org
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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