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Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:

: : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.

: : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
: : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
: : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
: : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').

: : :   I would suggest flowers, but that may get me into trouble.

: : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
: : a silver platter. 

: I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
: doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
: perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
: the flat earth society.

So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
department? I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
but a product proven to be defective.

In article <4him17$59r@uuneo.neosoft.com>,
Dr. Michael Mancini <mancini@starbase.neosoft.com> wrote:
>Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
>: Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
>: : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
>: : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
>: : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.

>: : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
>: : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
>: : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
>: : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').

>: : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
>: : a silver platter. 

>: I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
>: doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
>: perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
>: the flat earth society.

>So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
>department? I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
>flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
>but a product proven to be defective.

Makes perfect sense.

Buy something that lasts, not something that carks it in a few days.

Much better idea.

An ex of mine used to like cactii, so I got her them, flowers suck,
they're dead before you give them to someone.  

And someone who's "actively wooing" should at least be able to
spell their target's name correctly, no?

Idiot ...











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Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:

: : : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.

: : : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
: : : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
: : : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
: : : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').

: : : :   I would suggest flowers, but that may get me into trouble.

: : : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
: : : a silver platter. 

: : I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
: : doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
: : perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
: : the flat earth society.

: So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
: department? 

Never. I have the net.goddess, you have zip. QED.

: I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
: flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
: but a product proven to be defective.

I'm afraid you will have to do better than plastic flowers to woo
she who is 'Sonja'.

Retard.

Mark.

Carl Brewer (carl@oversteer.library.uwa.edu.au) wrote:
: In article <4him17$59r@uuneo.neosoft.com>,
: Dr. Michael Mancini <mancini@starbase.neosoft.com> wrote:
: >Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: >: Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: >: : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: >: : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: >: : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.

: >: : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
: >: : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
: >: : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
: >: : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').

: >: : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
: >: : a silver platter. 

: >: I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
: >: doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
: >: perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
: >: the flat earth society.

: >So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
: >department? I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
: >flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
: >but a product proven to be defective.

: Makes perfect sense.

Does to me, but she gets flowers anyway, now and again ;)

: Buy something that lasts, not something that carks it in a few days.

: Much better idea.

: An ex of mine used to like cactii, so I got her them, flowers suck,
: they're dead before you give them to someone.  

Remember an old joke? - "Say it with flowers, give the bitch a Triffid".


: And someone who's "actively wooing" should at least be able to
: spell their target's name correctly, no?

Ah well, mancini is just a chin wipe after all :)

: Idiot ...

You noticed too?

How's the heatwave, any let up yet?



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Mark.

Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : : : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:

: : : : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.

: : : : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
: : : : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
: : : : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
: : : : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').

: : : : :   I would suggest flowers, but that may get me into trouble.

: : : : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
: : : : a silver platter. 

: : : I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
: : : doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
: : : perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
: : : the flat earth society.

: : So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
: : department? 

: Never. I have the net.goddess, you have zip. QED.

: : I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
: : flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
: : but a product proven to be defective.

: I'm afraid you will have to do better than plastic flowers to woo
: she who is 'Sonja'.

Sonja? Come now. Only wimps and pimps are named Sonja.

: Retard.

: Mark.

Wrong. That's "Retard: Mark."

In article <4hjljt$5vh@grissom.powerup.com.au>,
Mark Addinall <addinall@mail.powerup.com.au> wrote:

>: An ex of mine used to like cactii, so I got her them, flowers suck,
>: they're dead before you give them to someone.  
>
>Remember an old joke? - "Say it with flowers, give the bitch a Triffid".

Wasn't that David Belamy?  No ... wrong joke .... oh well .. :)

>: Idiot ...
>
>You noticed too?

Took a while, maybe 5ns ...

>How's the heatwave, any let up yet?

Much better, it's possible to sleep now without needing an aircon ...

mmmm, Guiness ....


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Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : : Mark Addinall (addinall@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: : : : : Sonja Whiteley (swhitele@powerup.com.au) wrote:
: : : : : : Dr. Michael Mancini (mancini@starbase.neosoft.com) wrote:
: 
: : : : : : : I'm still actively wooing Sonya, Mark.
: 
: : : : : :   Really?  I wouldn't have known unless you told me, but I suppose
: : : : : :   it the same thing probably happens when you attempt any
: : : : : :   variety of intimate behaviour.  (You must be so sick of the 
: : : : : :   question 'Mike, honey, is it in?').
: 
: : : : : :   I would suggest flowers, but that may get me into trouble.
: 
: : : : : Sonya, my love, I would snatch the moon from space and hand it to you on 
: : : : : a silver platter. 
: 
: : : : I would suggest you go back to school and work on 'another'
: : : : doctorate. Include some astronomy, you have a size and distance
: : : : perception problem. It probably stems from your membership of
: : : : the flat earth society.
: 
: : : So Mark, just HOW LONG have you had these problems in the romance 
: : : department? 
: 
: : Never. I have the net.goddess, you have zip. QED.
: 
: : : I suppose you also tell women that you choose not to buy them 
: : : flowers because they will wilt in a few days and it's a waste of money to 
: : : but a product proven to be defective.
: 
: : I'm afraid you will have to do better than plastic flowers to woo
: : she who is 'Sonja'.
: 
: Sonja? Come now. Only wimps and pimps are named Sonja.
: 
: : Retard.
: 
: : Mark.
: 
: Wrong. That's "Retard: Mark."

Sorry to interrupt, but what is all this bullshit ^^^^ ?
Where is the 16 year old girl?  Certainly she couldn't of meant
for all this spew to be cast.

In article <4hlh26$rp2@clarknet.clark.net>, Geist <jriddle@clark.net> wrote:

	[minor flamewar deleted]

>Sorry to interrupt, but what is all this bullshit ^^^^ ?
>Where is the 16 year old girl?  Certainly she couldn't of meant
>for all this spew to be cast.

The original 16 year old girl was a forged posting.  Possibly a troll
by some misguided police, who knows ....


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Carl Brewer (carl@oversteer.library.uwa.edu.au) wrote:
: In article <4hlh26$rp2@clarknet.clark.net>, Geist <jriddle@clark.net> wrote:

: 	[minor flamewar deleted]

: >Sorry to interrupt, but what is all this bullshit ^^^^ ?
: >Where is the 16 year old girl?  Certainly she couldn't of meant
: >for all this spew to be cast.

: The original 16 year old girl was a forged posting.  Possibly a troll
: by some misguided police, who knows ....

Misguided police? So what else is new?