🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <gj156879.725968346@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>We have cats, and they eat flowers and they then vomit.  They do this
>even though we thwak them and say "NO!" every time they do this.  I
>compare this to:
> 
>There's this guy, and he eats paint and he pukes.  His friends hit him
>and say "YOU IDIOT! DON'T EAT PAINT!" and he looks ashamed and says
>"Yeah, yeah, you're right..."  Then, two weeks later, he pops open a
>can of flat white and gulps down a couple of handfuls.  His friends
>say "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" and thwak him some more, and he
>stumbles about looking stupid.

Sounds like me when I lean over the toilet retching my guts out.  I
don't need my friends to tell me how stupid I am, but even that probably
won't keep me from drinking too much again.

How about comparing it too the idiots who smoke two packs of cigarettes
each day.

> 
>We have to put flowers up on a high shelf or the cats will eat the
>whole bloody thing.  

If the cats could, they probably would buy the stuff on the streets.

>
>                                        Nik
>


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