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Re: Men are pigs, part two

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From: Mark Schnitzius
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1993 17:08
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schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>My girlfriend is going away for the semester.  Just last
>week we had this conversation:

>She: "You're going to have to get me something to keep
>me company while I'm away."

>Me: "What, you mean like a vibrator?"

>She: "No, you creep, I was talking about a stuffed animal!"

>Men, you see, are pigs.  This was a week ago.  There is still
>a bruise on my arm.

Oh, I forgot to mention.  I got her a stuffed mule with an
eight-inch fuzzy shlong.

--mark
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