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hudel@waterloo.hp.com (Chris Hudel) writes:
>Hello!

HI!!!!!

>Do you spend a lot of time involved in "virtual" activies such as USENET,
>IRC, MUDs, or some other computer enviornment that involves groups of
>people interacting with one another (whether role-playing or not)?

>Of course I've no intention of using personal real identities in the paper
>so please be as detailed as possible.  I personally guarantee confidentiality
>of your information.

Thank you for giving me the opporotunity to come clean.

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>Questionaire:

>      Name: Jeff Vogel
>       Age: 22
>       Sex: Male
>Occupation: Grad student

>In what "virtual" activies do you regularly participate?

I masturbate obsessively, while watching pornographic filmed materials of
all kinds, from hard-core porn, to episodes of Three's Company where Janet
wears shoret shorts.

>How long -- and how often --  do you engage in these activies?

On a good day, after a few cups of coffee, upwards of three hours.
After reading alt.romance.chat, or between classes, five minutes.

>Do you feel you spend too much time in these activies?

Only when I get sore.

>Has your involvement affected your lifestyle (work/school/etc..) in any way?

I'm a lot less fun in conversation.

>What is so appealing about about what you do?

I'VE GOT MY PURITY SCORE DOWN TO %92!!!!!

>What do you know about "netsex" or "computersex"?

netsex: alt.romance.chat
conputersex: Ok, but throw the disk drive away afterwards. It's gotten all
gummy.

>Do you know anyone that has been addicted to thse virtual activies?

Me.

>What became of him/her?

I'm going to spend the next several years in in-depth contemplation of
discrete mathematics. Pretty gross, huh?

>Are you addicted to these virtual activies?

Wouldn't you like to know?

>What are you doing about your addiction?

Three words. Lubrication, lubrication, lubrication.

>Would you agree to being quoted (under a pseudonym)?

Yes. Please make my pseudonym "Limpy."

>Would you be willing to talk further and in more detail about any of
>the above points?  Or about anything that deals with virtual activities
>and their addictiveness?  (If you don't believe they're addictive at all,
>please let me know that too!)
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I would be more than willing top do anything youy think would be helpful,
including group discussions and talk shows. I just doubt anyone would want
to shake hands with me.

And believe me, I'm glad to be of service.

					- Jeff "Limpy" Vogel
					Rutgers math