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Re: environmentalists on my porch

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From: procrastination
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:43
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In article <1993Jan27.152210.120675@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>
>emotional, yet obviously well-rehearsed speech, she asked me how much i wanted
>to contribute. i told her to wait right where she was while i got my donation.
>when i came back, i had a little surprise for her. i brought out a styrofoam
>cup and ignited a match beneath it. 'mmm, nothing smells quite like it', i
>said, inhaling the smoke. she, annoyed, moved on to the next house, her clogs
>banging noisily as she did so. hell, she makes more than i do, why should i
>give her my money?
>
>-jane
>
>green as a consumer can be
>
>-- 

i think that i shall never see,
a thing as lovely as a tree,   
except for a flock of enviro-freaks
burning slowly on a huge pile
of ignited semi-truck tires,
their burning flesh contributing
happily to the warming of this 
fucking cold planet.


-c.f.

 
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