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Article #16298Re: environmentalists on my porch
From: procrastination
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:43
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:43
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In article <1993Jan27.152210.120675@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes: > >emotional, yet obviously well-rehearsed speech, she asked me how much i wanted >to contribute. i told her to wait right where she was while i got my donation. >when i came back, i had a little surprise for her. i brought out a styrofoam >cup and ignited a match beneath it. 'mmm, nothing smells quite like it', i >said, inhaling the smoke. she, annoyed, moved on to the next house, her clogs >banging noisily as she did so. hell, she makes more than i do, why should i >give her my money? > >-jane > >green as a consumer can be > >-- i think that i shall never see, a thing as lovely as a tree, except for a flock of enviro-freaks burning slowly on a huge pile of ignited semi-truck tires, their burning flesh contributing happily to the warming of this fucking cold planet. -c.f.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!UB.com!daver!sgiblab!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!sage.cc.purdue.edu!aisa From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination) Subject: Re: environmentalists on my porch Message-ID: <C1JuJv.JFn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> Keywords: tree-hugging, owl-loving, bleeding-heart, latter-day-saints Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News) Organization: <> Distribution: usa Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:43:07 GMT Lines: 29