🚀 go-pugleaf

have you never wanted to liquefy and ooze into people's houses and spy on
them and absorb their pets into your slimy substance, to foul their vcr's
and short out their televisions, to control their minds so that they spend
all their free time at home with their vacuum cleaners turned on, grooving
on the sound and treating it like a bagpipe drone to which they hum chanter
pipe tunes with a one-octave range, refusing to answer the phone or the
doorbell, preparing no proper meals but heating things up in the microwave
and munching vitamin tablets and not going to work and drinking vegetable
oil and eating shortening by the spoonful for the sheer sliminess and caloric
value of it, withholding defecation and urination as long as possible and
then trying to return the feces and urine whence they came, shoving the crap
back in with dessertspoons and little toy shovels stil crusted with sand
and sea salt from that trip to florida last year, improvising catheters to
channel the urine back into their bladders and shoving them up bleeding
urethrae?

no?

me neither
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