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Article #17159Re: Net Alarmed !
From: Bluto Blutarsky
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:22
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 00:22
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Bob Bain wrote: > http://www.netalarmed.com > > Shocking Internet Facts: > > There are more criminals on the Internet than there are in all seven > continents > > More males use the Internet than females > > The Harry Potter ending was revealed early on the Internet, resulting > in childhood depression and in return, childhood obesity <gawp> NOT THE CHILDREN!!! b > > How will NetAlarmed work? > > NetAlert's NetAlarmed provides the ultimate protection against > dangerous and obscene Internet content. Every time you visit a > website, the site is first checked by an actual person at the > NetAlarmed Data Centre in Canberra, ACT. > > Once approved by one of our Internet Classifiers, the website you > visited will now load. However, if the website you were trying to > visit contains offensive material, it's blacklisted and you will be > safe in knowing the site was not suitable for viewing. > > ============================================ > > This website is a work of satire in response to NetAlert, the > Australian Government's Internet censorship policy, and the absurd > proposed Labor Party Internet censorship policy. The dangers of > Internet censorship outlined here are very much real. Educate your > children about the internet just as would warn them about the dangers > of everyday life. Australia does not require a Government babysitter. > -- Sometimes I'm in a good mood. Sometimes I'm in a bad mood. When all my moods have cum to pass i hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss me porcelain, white, Irish bottom.
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