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 http://www.netalarmed.com

Shocking Internet Facts:

There are more criminals on the Internet than there are in all seven
continents 

More males use the Internet than females 

The Harry Potter ending was revealed early on the Internet, resulting
in childhood depression and in return, childhood obesity 

How will NetAlarmed work?

NetAlert's NetAlarmed provides the ultimate protection against
dangerous and obscene Internet content. Every time you visit a
website, the site is first checked by an actual person at the
NetAlarmed Data Centre in Canberra, ACT.

Once approved by one of our Internet Classifiers, the website you
visited will now load. However, if the website you were trying to
visit contains offensive material, it's blacklisted and you will be
safe in knowing the site was not suitable for viewing.

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This website is a work of satire in response to NetAlert, the
Australian Government's Internet censorship policy, and the absurd
proposed Labor Party Internet censorship policy. The dangers of
Internet censorship outlined here are very much real. Educate your
children about the internet just as would warn them about the dangers
of everyday life. Australia does not require a Government babysitter.