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In <E4vHv2.8wu.0.bloor@torfree.net> ab330@torfree.net (Bob Allisat)
writes: 
>
>                                 URANUS: Head Garage To The Stars
> I store my head in URANUS
>  and, yes, I am very happy
>   with the service they provide.
>    As an enlightened consumer I have
>     done all the comparison shopping I can.
>      And made a wise choice where I should park 
>       my head. And that place is URANUS, the planet
>        that gives you more than a place to rest that 35
>         pound bowling ball you beat humanoids call a head...
>          it also serves the best TOFU burger this side of Zerkulon.
>
>URANUS: Head Garage To The Stars

Your Anus:  An Ode to Allisat


All I sat on was my ass
And my ass sat on your anus
Allisat sat on his ass
All day writing shit to pain us

All I said was you're an asshole
And your writing's asinine
Allisat said "Read my poems!"
Even though they're worse than mine

All I saw was one big moron
And his writing sucked as well
Allisat saw something better
Thought his writing was so swell

Allisat wrote of Uranus
Thought it clever, thought it smart
All I saw in his few lines was
Lots of hot air, like a fart


Joe D. Foster-Grant
Virtual Bluesman
"Blues in The Name of 'Bob'"
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