Re: New! Perform Colonoscopic Surgery In The Comfort Of Your Own Home

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From: Dr. Squid
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 1995 00:00

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Is it just me, or when you're performing colonoscopic surgery on one of your 
best friends does Whoopi Goldberg suddenly come smashing through your bedroom 
door, bouncing on a large glowing legless wax replica of Fabio severed in the 
middle with a pogo stick protruding from his anus, and wearing a live 
thrashing octopus on her head while screaming "I am a coprophage!  Look at my 
smile!  I am a coprophage!  Hit me in the head with a shovel!  Please!"




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From: drsquid@ix.netcom.com (Dr. Squid)
Subject: Re: New! Perform Colonoscopic Surgery In The Comfort Of Your Own Home
Date: 1995/10/17
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