🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <4603c4$rs2@ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, drsquid@ix.netcom.com (Dr.
Squid) wrote:

>Is it just me, or when you're performing colonoscopic surgery on one of your 
>best friends does Whoopi Goldberg suddenly come smashing through your bedroom 
>door, bouncing on a large glowing legless wax replica of Fabio severed in the 
>middle with a pogo stick protruding from his anus, and wearing a live 
>thrashing octopus on her head while screaming "I am a coprophage!  Look at my 
>smile!  I am a coprophage!  Hit me in the head with a shovel!  Please!"

  Is it just me, or when you're walking your pet aligator down Venice
Beach during a solar eclipse, a muscular jock comes up to you with bat
guano dripping from his nose and a loop of his small intestine dragging in
the sand, and just before he can whap you on the head with a petrified
chicken two screaming Michael Bolton impersonators wearing tutus and and
each carrying a bottle of vermouth two-step over to an eviscerated
Courtney Cox and stuff her body cavity with the remains of John Merrick
and flaming copies of Spy Magazine?

--levendis

"Angst on the planks, spittin' from | "And I maintain, if they wanted
a bridge, just to see how far down  | you to know what was in it, they 
it really is..."                    | would have printed it on the
-- _Cordelia_, The Tragically Hip   | label. Now shut up and eat." -- Me
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