🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <dstaffen-1710952052590001@dstaffen.link.ca>,
dstaffen@the.link.ca (levendis) wrote: (Don't you just LOVE these
intuitive article names?)

> In article <4603c4$rs2@ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>, drsquid@ix.netcom.com (Dr.
> Squid) wrote:
> 
> >Is it just me, or when you're performing colonoscopic surgery on one of your 
> >best friends does Whoopi Goldberg suddenly come smashing through your
bedroom 
> >door, bouncing on a large glowing legless wax replica of Fabio severed
in the 
> >middle with a pogo stick protruding from his anus, and wearing a live 
> >thrashing octopus on her head while screaming "I am a coprophage!  Look
at my 
> >smile!  I am a coprophage!  Hit me in the head with a shovel!  Please!"
> 
>   Is it just me, or when you're walking your pet aligator down Venice
> Beach during a solar eclipse, a muscular jock comes up to you with bat
> guano dripping from his nose and a loop of his small intestine dragging in
> the sand, and just before he can whap you on the head with a petrified
> chicken two screaming Michael Bolton impersonators wearing tutus and and
> each carrying a bottle of vermouth two-step over to an eviscerated
> Courtney Cox and stuff her body cavity with the remains of John Merrick
> and flaming copies of Spy Magazine?
> 
> --levendis

No, that's not just you. I hate that. Almost as much as when I'm doing
no-hand cartwheels through the tollbooth at Georgia 400 and the ground
opens up and I land in the middle of a Freemasons convention in an
abandoned tire yard in New Jersey and they offer me some green smoking
liquid in a fez and I drink it and all of the sudden Trent Reznor shows up
and starts beating the crap out of a cat in such a way that it does a
pretty good rendition of "Hey Joe" only it's really screechy and there's
this weird-ass synthesized drum music coming out of the engine of a 1954
Pontiac and I start grooving to the music until the tollbooth operator
slaps me across the face with a unicycle and tells me I didn't bring
enough pancakes to reshingle her outhouse.

Last time that happened, the guys in the white coats took away my weekend pass.

_brian
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Brian Trammell
Millipede Technologies, Atlanta, Georgia