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In <breitt.427.01A365B7@interaccess.com> breitt@interaccess.com
(Candy-Colored Clown) writes: 
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>You've read about it!  You've seen it on TV!  Now available without
federally 
>mandated doctor's supervision--DigiColonics proudly presents the new 
>DeColonator 5000!!  No more uncomfortable hospital visits, confusing
medical 
>insurance forms, or messy stool samples!  Simply plug our patented 
>Colonoscopic Extractor (tm) into an available serial port on the back
of your 
>PC, follow the easy online instructions provided with our software,
insert the 
>extractor into you rectum, and it's "bye-bye colon!"  Yes it's that
simple!  
>In a matter of hours, you'll be colon-free!  Our automated medical
waste 
>disposal system ensures safe and easy self-surgery which is fun for
the whole 
>family!  In fact, we're so sure you'll enjoy the benefits of the
DeColonator 
>5000 that we back every unit sold with a no-questions-asked colon-back

>guarantee:  If, within 30 days, you're not completely satisfied for
any 
>reason, our medically-trained production supervisors will replace your
colon 
>absolutely free of charge!  You've got nothing to lose except your
colon-so 
>order today while supplies last!  Dial 1-800-NO-COLON!  Operators are
standing 
>by!
>
>DigiColonics-"If it won't excrete, it's time to delete!"
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