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Sarah Palin - Champion of the Environment
#3991
Author: Sanders Kaufman
Date: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:12
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Disgraced, former Mayor of Alaska Sarah "Failin" Palin is looking for a 
network to air an an idea she has for a TV show.
This became necessary when she found that the for-pay appearances she had 
hoped to do on Fox were too infrequent to support her lavish lifestyle.

One significant problem the networks have is Sarah "Cut-and-Run" Palin's 
lifelong history of starting a job, doing it badly, and then quitting.
This was true when she operated an illegal fishing business, an tax-dodge 
"car-wash", her term as governor, and her news commentator job on Fox News.

Another problem is her history of tax problems.
Like Joe "The Plumber" Stack, she engaged in a variety of tax schemes - 
although she ended hers by paying the fines, instead of bombing a federal 
building.

The final and biggest problem is that nobody anywhere, not even in Alaska, 
wants to see Sarah Palin talk shit about America on TV.
 
Re: Sarah Palin - Champion of the Environment
#3992
Author: Benj
Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:49
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On Mar 4, 6:12 pm, "Sanders Kaufman" <bu...@kaufman.net> wrote:
> Disgraced, former Mayor of Alaska Sarah "Failin" Palin is looking for a
> network to air an an idea she has for a TV show.
> This became necessary when she found that the for-pay appearances she had
> hoped to do on Fox were too infrequent to support her lavish lifestyle.
>
> One significant problem the networks have is Sarah "Cut-and-Run" Palin's
> lifelong history of starting a job, doing it badly, and then quitting.
> This was true when she operated an illegal fishing business, an tax-dodge
> "car-wash", her term as governor, and her news commentator job on Fox News.
>
> Another problem is her history of tax problems.
> Like Joe "The Plumber" Stack, she engaged in a variety of tax schemes -
> although she ended hers by paying the fines, instead of bombing a federal
> building.
>
> The final and biggest problem is that nobody anywhere, not even in Alaska,
> wants to see Sarah Palin talk shit about America on TV.

What? You think that we want to see you talk shit about anything that
isn't leftist on the INTERNET instead? Go buy a clue. Yeah, not only a
Palin show but the Palin-Biden show!  Would be perfect for Fox. We
could watch Palin shooting animals and cooking and eating them,
shaving her armpits and holding beauty pageants, promoting the U.S.
Constitution and ridiculing communism as the "envy of the world".  You
know, all those things that drive lefty-libs nuts.   Biden on the
other hand could phumpher and tell pointless stories while wandering
around not knowing where he is. Would be good for a million laughs as
he runs into things as he tries to simple tasks like go get the mail!

I'm for it. If you want Joe the Plumber to add a segment with tax
tips, that's OK with me too. I"m sure with all those Dems in Congress
They'd love it too. Even better make it a duo with Joe and Charlie
Rangel. Remember Charlie? The former chair of the House Ways and Means
committee?  "Former" due to a bit of tax evasion which should stand
for him as total qualification as an expert for the "tax tips"
program.
Re: Sarah Palin - Champion of the Environment
#3993
Author: Sanders Kaufman
Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:05
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"Benj" <bjacoby@iwaynet.net> wrote in message 
news:e8a8adb4-f782-479b-ac4f-bdf727fed46d@i25g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

> What? You think that we want to see you talk shit about anything that
> isn't leftist on the INTERNET instead? Go buy a clue. Yeah, not only a
> Palin show but the Palin-Biden show!  Would be perfect for Fox.

That's a pretty good little sampling of why no network wants to put Palin on 
TV.
I mean, seriously, didn't we already vote overwhelmingly AGAINST this 
anti-government creep once already?
How many times is this hillbilly going to shout, "love me" and be ignored 
before she gets the message that Americans don't even like her?

She's like some poor, neglected and retarded child who acts out in 
desperation for ANY kind of attention, even the bad kind.
 
Re: Sarah Palin - Champion of the Environment
#3994
Author: torquemada
Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:22
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On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 17:12:55 -0600
"Sanders Kaufman" <bucky@kaufman.net> wrote:

> Disgraced, 

GET A HAIRCUT - FREAK!

http://images.military.com/MemberImageUpload/d652/652282

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Re: Sarah Palin - Champion of the Environment
#3990
Author: torquemada
Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:22
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On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 20:05:50 -0600
"Sanders Kaufman" <bucky@kaufman.net> wrote:



> I mean, seriously, 


GET A HAIRCUT - FREAK!

http://images.military.com/MemberImageUpload/d652/652282

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