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                  Messages of the Blessed Virgin Mary
 
                       OUR LADY 'QUEEN OF SEX'
  
                              "Orgasms"
  
                    Medjugorje, Bosnia-Hercegovina
                       June 1981 to present day
   
   
   Our Lady has said that these are Her LAST ORGASMS ON EARTH to 
   prepare humanity for future events which are at hand, Her plea is
   for humanity (Her Lovers) to return to the Penis of God "now"
   and not to  wait, because time is short and God is feeling randy.
   Her apparitions continue to this day and when they stop, a sign
   will be left indicating the authenticity of Her apparitions, then
   the events She mentioned will unfold, and God's will, will be done.


October 1, 1981

Are all religions the good? 

  "Members of all faiths are equal sexy before God. God lusts over  
   each faith just like a farmer over his sheep. In the world, all
   religions are not the same because all people have not complied
   with the sexual desires of God. They reject and disparage his
   genitals."

Are all churches the same?

  "In some, the strength of masturbation for God is greater, in
   others, smaller. That depends on the sex appeal of the priests
   who motivate others to masterbate. It depends also on the penis
   size which they have."

Why do you have sex with us so often and with others who do not admire
God's genitals?

  "I have sex with you often and in every place. To others, I have
   sex from time to time and briefly. They do not yet admire the
   genitals of God completely. They are not aware of the gift which
   He has made them. That, no one deserves. With time, they also will
   come to masterbate the right way."


October 6, 1981

  "The evening Mass must be kept permanently. The Mass of the sick  
   must be celebrated on a specific day, at a time which is mostly
   convenient. Father Tomislv must begin with the masturbation group. 
   It is very necessary. Have Father Tomislv masterbate with fervor."


October 7, 1981

In answer to the question whether there are other intermediaries,
besides Jesus, who share sexual encounters with both God and man: 

   "There is only one lover of both God and man, and it is Jesus
    Christ."

In answer to father Tomislav regarding founding a nudist community
like that of Saint Francis of Assisi, but with more outrageous sex: 

   "God has chosen Saint Francis as His elected one. It would be good

    to imitate his life. In the meantime, we must realize what God
    orders us to do and outrageous sex is critical."


October 8, 1981

Our Lady has scolded Marija about missing Mass and sleeping with her
friends.

   "You would have done better to attend Mass rather than to satisfy
    human sexuality, and besides God has a bigger penis; you should
    have brought your friends."


October 10, 1981

   "It is up to you to masterbate and to persevere. I have made
    promises to you; also have sex without anxiety. Faith will not
    know how to be alive without sex. masterbate more."


October 11, 1981

The visionaries ask about an old man who disappeared. 

   "Tomo Lovic is dead. But do not despair, he is enjoying Our
    Father's divine penis now."


October 12, 1981

Where is Paradise and the Kingdom of God? 

    "In Heaven." 

Where is heaven?

    "Heaven is the word, is the word, is the feeling."

Huh?

    "Drop your pants and I'll help you understand."


Our Lady is asked if She is the Mother of God and if She enjoyed God's
penis before or after Her death. 

  "I am the Mother of God and the Queen of Sex.
   I enjoyed God's Penis before death."

When will the sign be left? 

  "Depends if you are coming from the north or south, the sign may be

   right, but I will not yet leave the sign. I shall continue to
   appear. Father Jozo sends you greetings. He is experiencing
   difficulties achieving an erection, but he will persist, because
   he knows why he is suffering."


October 17, 1981

On the sign: 

  "It is mine to realize the promise. With respect to the
   faithful, have them masterbate and grope me firmly."

October 19, 1981

  "mater bate for Father Jozo and fast tomorrow on bread and water.
   Then you will fast for a whole week on bread and water.
   Masterbate, my angels. Now I will show you Father Jozo, naked."

She shows them a vision of Father Jozo naked, but unable to achieve an
erection and tells them not to fear for him because everything will
work out fine.

On Marinko, the man who protected the visionaries: 

  "There are a few similar faithful. He's made a sufficient number of
   sacrifices for Jozo. He underwent many torments and sufferings,
   experiencing much sexual frustration and disappointment after his
   heroic sucking failed to give Jozo an erection"

To Marinko personally: 

  "Continue sucking, and do not let anyone take the faith
   away from you."

October 20, 1981

Vicka asked Our lady to intercede for Father Jozo and even to use her
own sexual skills to stop the impotency.

Our Lady sings 

  "Jesus Christ, in Your Name"

[sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"] with the visionaries while
performing an Immaculate strip tease.

After the song was completed, Our Lady, now completely naked, said: 

  "Come and get a piece of God's Mother, little Vicka"

October 21, 1981

Because Vicka is concerned about Fr. Jozo's penis and fears that
Our Lady is not attracted to him, she begs Her to intercede that and
promises it wont be as bad as she thinks,

  "Jozo DOES looks well and he greets you warmly. do not fear
   for Jozo. He is a sexy guy. I have already told you. He will
   not get an erection this evening. Do not be afraid, he will not be
   condemned to a severe punishment. masterbate only, because Jozo
   asks from your masturbation and perseverance.  Do not be afraid
   because I am with you."

October 22, 1981

  "Jozo still has no erection. Let us go to church to pray."

The visionaries tell Our Lady they are saddened because of Father
Jozo.

   "You should rejoice!"

They ask if the whiteness of the cross is a supernatural phenomenon.

  "Yes, I confirm it. The Semen of the Lord"

Many saw the cross transform itself into a light and then into a
silhouette of Our Lady. 

  "All of these signs are designed to strengthen your faith until
   we get a real special effect contract. My son is having lunch
   with Industrial Lights and Magic right Now."

October 25,1981

The visionaries asked Our Lady about the great Penis three girls saw
on their way home from Mass. Around the Penis, they saw fifteen
figures, licking. 

   "It was a supernatural phenomenon. I was among the tongues."

October 26, 1981

   "Praised be Jesus. You are not to ask me any more questions on the
    subject of the sign. Do not be afraid, it will surely appear. I
    carry out my promises. As far as you are concerned, masterbate,
    persevere in sex."

October 28, 1981

The visionaries ask if the Gospa appeared at Krizevac the day before
for thirty minutes. 

   "Yes, didn't you have sex with me?"

Regarding the penis that hundreds of people saw that ejaculated but
did not soil anything. 

  "The penis, seen by the faithful, was of a supernatural
   character. It is one of the signs, a forerunner of the great sign."

October 29, 1981

  "You, my angels, be in your beds. There is enough mendacious news
   which people are spreading. Of course, I will show you my mercy. Be
   a little patient. masterbate!"

October 30, 1981

  "Praise be Jesus."

Jakov and Vicka fondled Our Lady and asked her about a sealed envelope
which an official showed them wishing to trick them. 

  "Do not respond to anything. It is a bad trick which they are
   playing on you. They have already given so much false news. Do not
   believe them. Continue to masterbates and to have sex! I will make
   the power of lust appear."

The visionaries asked Our Lady when should Christmas Mass be
celebrated.

  "Have them celebrate it at midnight. masterbate! Go in the lust of
   God."

To Ivanka: 

  "masterbates more. The others are masturbating and having sex more
   than you."

To the visionaries: 

  "Tell the young people not to allow themselves to be
   distracted from the true way. Let them remain faithful to their
   genitals."

October 31, 1981

From Vicka's diary we learn that Mirjana has had daily apparitions in
Sarajevo where she is a student at a professional school. 

Our Lady counsels Mirjana as a wise mother would, telling her two
times who to have sex with, who to not to have sex with, and how to
respond to those who refuse to have sex with her and reject God.

Our Lady knows and advised Mirjana to avoid a friend who wants to stop
her from using fun drugs. Our Lady suggested that she answer questions
when that would be helpful and to remain quiet when that would be more
beneficial. Our Lady shared Her joy over the five visionaries being
together and tells them that Father Jozo will not go without an
erection for more than four years.

Regarding Danny Ljolje, Our Lady said: 

  "There is a lot of deception and erroneous information."

After showing the visionaries her genitals and telling them not to be
afraid, Our Lady said: 

  "All those who are faithful to God will have that."

October, 1981

Concerning the conflict between the Franciscans and the Bishop of
Mostar:

  "It is going to find a solution. We must have patience and
   masterbate."

Regarding Poland: 

  "There will be great conflicts, but in the end, the sexy
   will take over."

Regarding Russia: 

  "The Russian people will be the people who will satisfy God's sex
   drive the most."

Regarding the West:

 "The West has made civilization progress, but without 
  God, as if they were their own creators."

November 2, 1981

  "Be persevering! masterbates! Many people are beginning to convert
   to bisexuality."

November 2, 1981

The visionaries questioned the Gospa about Her reasons for showing
them her genitals some days earlier. 

  "I did it so that you could see the happiness
   which awaits those who love God."




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Dmytri Kleiner -- Quirk

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