🚀 go-pugleaf

cddukes@unity.ncsu.edu (Christopher D Dukes) wrote:

>In article <4q605v$7oq@primus.ac.net>, Dana Eddy <dwells@ac.net> wrote:
>>cddukes@unity.ncsu.edu (Christopher D Dukes) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <4poq38$3hk@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
>>>Brian Jones <cbjones1@eos.ncsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>>>Excuse me, but does anyone besides me cringe    
>>
>>Hey guys.... With all your brains, you should be able to figure out
>>what the term "Off Topic" means.
>Off Topic is a relative thing...  Compared to the dial 1-900-yall-cum...
>this is very much on topic...  Compared to what is supposed to be there
>it isn't on topic. 
Well Dukes, I must admit that since you agree with me in part, you
might not be that bad after all... I'm totally sick of all th Sex ads,
posts, etc.
They were fun for about the first week I had a computer because....
well basically because you can't get your phone to spit out photos of
nekkid women. ( <-----  A Joe Bob Briggsism; nekkid )

But what I scanned this group for was a nice young lady to go out with
since I'm a single father, and new to the area.   Nes Pas ?
I figure if she's smart enough to get on here and find me looking for
her, then our conversations would be fun and stimulating moreso than
the vapid chicks who "Talk, like, y'know, uh... like" stupid chicks.

And Gurk's posting just set me off... had to respond.

By the way, my number is not 6.... It's 777.

I'd like to invite any and all of you to one of my shows... There's
one scheduled for Wed. July 24th @ BROOK'S in Southern Pines.
Call 910-692-3515 for tickets & info.

You'll laugh your collective ass off.


>>If it's not SPAM or whatever, It's nonsense like this.
>Well I could start posting the triangle.personals.* FAQ every hour
>on the hour.
>>
>>Besides... I've been to B. Gates' house before I moved here from
>>Austin.  I just think you're a bunch of college pussies who are a
>>little envious of someone who saw opportunity and siezed upon it.

>I wasn't aware that Bill was epileptic.  I knew he was a wanker, but
>not an epileptic, learn something new everyday.
>I do not envy Bill.  Either he has no taste, or he goes to sleep
>each night realizing that his entire fortune is built because most people
>are lazy idiots that believe in throwing money at problems.
>>
>>Bill was GREAT on Letterman.
>>