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Re: I DO HEREBY DECLARE...

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From: Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick
Date: Tue, 18 Jun 1996 00:00
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This wisdom in triangle.bizarre did Dana Eddy impart:

: But what I scanned this group for was a nice young lady to go out with
: since I'm a single father, and new to the area.   Nes Pas ?

Oui, je vois.  BTW, you may want to know that a distinct number of the
oddies on this thread are reading it from triangle.bizarre, where banter
reigneth supreme, so that may supply some explanation.  If it's funny,
weird, or inane, it's probably us.  I, myself, am not inane, but few
people have yet reached my evolutionary state (emotional age: 7). 


: I figure if she's smart enough to get on here and find me looking for
: her, then our conversations would be fun and stimulating moreso than
: the vapid chicks who "Talk, like, y'know, uh... like" stupid chicks.

And my FRENZ all hate me, because most of the aesthetically pleasing
females I know have fairly high intelligence levels.  My problem is that
I'm too selective.  Of course, it could be the six foot broccoli-garlic
necklace, but I rather doubt it. 


: And Gurk's posting just set me off... had to respond.

I tend to do that.  Me, Gurk.


: By the way, my number is not 6.... It's 777.

My number is 34, because it's the same number that Michael Jordan wears,
and he's my ALL TIME SPORTS GYRO! 


: I'd like to invite any and all of you to one of my shows... There's
: one scheduled for Wed. July 24th @ BROOK'S in Southern Pines.
: Call 910-692-3515 for tickets & info.

Show?  WHAT, exactly, do you show?  There's some things...I just don't
want to see.  You understand. 


: You'll laugh your collective ass off.

HOW BIG IS YORE COLLECTION, DANA?? 



                                    --Gurk

-- 
"We're an advanced civilization.  We have developed  | g u r k @ 
 a language. We eat with utensils. We have mastered  | n c s u | 
 the elements. We edit with pico." -- Didymos, PPoS  | . e d u | 
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From: asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
Subject: Re: I DO HEREBY DECLARE...
Date: 1996/06/18
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