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asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick) wrote:

>This wisdom in triangle.bizarre did Dana Eddy impart:

>: But what I scanned this group for was a nice young lady to go out with
>: since I'm a single father, and new to the area.   Nes Pas ?

>Oui, je vois.  BTW, you may want to know that a distinct number of the
>oddies on this thread are reading it from triangle.bizarre, where banter
>reigneth supreme, so that may supply some explanation.  If it's funny,
>weird, or inane, it's probably us.  I, myself, am not inane, but few
>people have yet reached my evolutionary state (emotional age: 7). 

I guess I'll have to subscribe to that group as well....
And I can also detect that you love the language as much as I do, for
the wordplay  is excellent, my new friend.

>: I figure if she's smart enough to get on here and find me looking for
>: her, then our conversations would be fun and stimulating moreso than
>: the vapid chicks who "Talk, like, y'know, uh... like" stupid chicks.

>And my FRENZ all hate me, because most of the aesthetically pleasing
>females I know have fairly high intelligence levels.

Sounds like a win-win situation.  Unless they don't like to do the
nasty as much as the inbred white trash women do.

 My problem is that I'm too selective.  Of course, it could be the six
foot broccoli-garlic necklace, but I rather doubt it. 

Get them drunk first... It's hilarious to watch ANY woman, even the
smarties, melt away like butter on the stove when you get them up near
.10 or higher.


>My number is 34, because it's the same number that Michael Jordan wears,
>and he's my ALL TIME SPORTS GYRO! 

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT ! ! !  You PROPERLY used the word gyro in a pun.
Most idiots pronounce it like  gyro-scope.  25 bonus points.
BTW 34 is my age in Earth years.

>: I'd like to invite any and all of you to one of my shows... There's
>: one scheduled for Wed. July 24th @ BROOK'S in Southern Pines.
>: Call 910-692-3515 for tickets & info.

>Show?  WHAT, exactly, do you show?  There's some things...I just don't
>want to see.  You understand. 

Musician:  Left my band behind following the divorce.  Also spent some
time in Texas and on the west coast doing the comedy circuit.
( " Wierd Al" type parodies fit only for the Howard Stern show. )
So now I'm doing a solo bit that combines the two.

>: You'll laugh your collective ass off.

Here's a sample:

             " O.J. Simpson & the Nightmare From Hell "
( sung to the tune of " Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars" )

O.J. killed his wife
Stabbing good with hate and envy
One late summer night
And then he took flight
Clear out of si - ight
He is a superstar
Owns a million ren-a-cars

O.J. blew it bad
Dropped his gloves and that nice blue ski mask
Right in the blood
His plan was a dud
He called his best bu - ud
"Don't wanna stay alive...
Hop in my Bronco and drive

Now here comes Mark Fuhrman
Ku Klux Klan in policeman's clothes
Quite the shitty detective
And I admit it might seem strange
But did he set up the frame?!?!?!

Oh !

Ronald Goldman died
Slumpped up there against the treetrunk
They said that he fought
I just think he got caught
With the kilo he brou - ought
But now he's dead as dirt
wearing his party shirt

O.J. rotted in jail
Trying hard not to drop the soapbar
And wind up abused
Squeezin' "The Juice"
His big cellmate 'Bru - uce'
Maybe that's why he's
Got them scars on his knees

Makin' eyes at judge Ito
O.J. sucked up to the jury
the prosecution were dumbfucks
And it was no surprise to me
When they set O.J. free

Oh !  Nicole...
My sweet Nicole...  <----- X-ref. to another song  : )


O.J. killed his wife...........

>                                    --Gurk

>-- 
>"We're an advanced civilization.  We have developed  | g u r k @ 
> a language. We eat with utensils. We have mastered  | n c s u | 
> the elements. We edit with pico." -- Didymos, PPoS  | . e d u |