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In article <33271B35.53DB@mindspring.com> CBC Marketing <ccolwell@mindspring.com> writes:
>From: CBC Marketing <ccolwell@mindspring.com>
>Subject: Golfer's Miracle Dust
>Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 13:08:05 -0800

>CBC Marketing
>2213 Trellis Green
>Cary, NC, 27511
>  
>   North Carolina firm introduces greatest golf aid in modern times: 
>   
>                        GOLFERS MIRACLE DUST tm 

Can't tell from the following info. what you do with the stuff: eat it?, rub 
it on the golf balls?, pray over it? what?

>For Immediate Release
>Tuesday, March 12, 1997
>Contact: Chris Colwell                                                  
>email: ccolwell@speedsoft.com

>[Cary, NC]
> 
>     A North Carolina firm announced today the introduction of the 
>greatest golf aid in modern times: Golfer�s Miracle Dust. Designed to 
>help all golfers, the formula for this amazing product was uncovered 
>completely by chance by two college students in a hidden vault in an 
>Abbey in Northern Scotland.
>     
>     Handwriting experts have determined that the old manuscript was 
>composed by none other than Benjamin Mulligan, the undisputed master
>of all golfing aids.  A spokesman for the company states: "We�ve been 
>careful to follow old Ben�s mixing instructions so we can ensure all 
>golfers receive maximum potency and effect.  We know he would have 
>wanted it that way."
> 
>SOME EARLY REVIEWS:

>* "This product is incredible" says one high-handicapper.  It helps 
>me on my impossible shots - like going around trees, hitting over water 
>hazards, or out of bushes.  "I�m probably in trouble 25% of the time and
>I anticipate Golfer�s Miracle Dust will lower my score considerably."

>* "Wow - a huge  advancement in golf technology - better than cavity 
>backed irons or metal woods."

>* "I was in the trees off the tee on the 8th hole, 150 yards out and 
>in big trouble.   I followed the simple instructions on the bottle, 
>set up and played my normal shot and to my amazement the ball landed 
>10 feet from the pin - no kidding!   I definitely recommend this product 
>to others."  

>* "What�s most incredible to me is that this stuff is worth a million 
>bucks, but this company is only charging $4.95 for a large 8.4 ounce 
>bottle!"
>      
>     A company spokesman confirmed that the cost for Golfer�s Miracle 
>Dust is only $4.95.  "It is our firm belief that this product should be
>in every golfers bag - so we�ve made it very affordable.   Our goal now 
>is to spread the word and make miracles happen.  We�re looking at a 
>number of marketing alternatives and are actively seeking reps and 
>distributors."

>For ordering information or to view a sample, visit their webpage at: 

>http://www.speedsoft.com/usa/mdust2.html

>Golfer�s Miracle Dust is "Guaranteed to work or your stroke back."

>**Golfer's Miracle Dust is great for golf tournaments, tradeshows or 
>fundraising events.  It's guaranteed to make people smile.  Ask about 
>volume pricing. This is, of course, a novelty item.