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Golfer's Miracle Dust

#1210
From: CBC Marketing
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 00:00
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CBC Marketing
2213 Trellis Green
Cary, NC, 27511
  
   North Carolina firm introduces greatest golf aid in modern times: 
   
                        GOLFERS MIRACLE DUST tm 

For Immediate Release
Tuesday, March 12, 1997
Contact: Chris Colwell							
email: ccolwell@speedsoft.com

[Cary, NC]
 
     A North Carolina firm announced today the introduction of the 
greatest golf aid in modern times: Golfer�s Miracle Dust. Designed to 
help all golfers, the formula for this amazing product was uncovered 
completely by chance by two college students in a hidden vault in an 
Abbey in Northern Scotland.
     
     Handwriting experts have determined that the old manuscript was 
composed by none other than Benjamin Mulligan, the undisputed master
of all golfing aids.  A spokesman for the company states: "We�ve been 
careful to follow old Ben�s mixing instructions so we can ensure all 
golfers receive maximum potency and effect.  We know he would have 
wanted it that way."
 
SOME EARLY REVIEWS:

* "This product is incredible" says one high-handicapper.  It helps 
me on my impossible shots - like going around trees, hitting over water 
hazards, or out of bushes.  "I�m probably in trouble 25% of the time and
I anticipate Golfer�s Miracle Dust will lower my score considerably."

* "Wow - a huge  advancement in golf technology - better than cavity 
backed irons or metal woods."

* "I was in the trees off the tee on the 8th hole, 150 yards out and 
in big trouble.   I followed the simple instructions on the bottle, 
set up and played my normal shot and to my amazement the ball landed 
10 feet from the pin - no kidding!   I definitely recommend this product 
to others."  

* "What�s most incredible to me is that this stuff is worth a million 
bucks, but this company is only charging $4.95 for a large 8.4 ounce 
bottle!"
      
     A company spokesman confirmed that the cost for Golfer�s Miracle 
Dust is only $4.95.  "It is our firm belief that this product should be
in every golfers bag - so we�ve made it very affordable.   Our goal now 
is to spread the word and make miracles happen.  We�re looking at a 
number of marketing alternatives and are actively seeking reps and 
distributors."

For ordering information or to view a sample, visit their webpage at: 

http://www.speedsoft.com/usa/mdust2.html

Golfer�s Miracle Dust is "Guaranteed to work or your stroke back."

**Golfer's Miracle Dust is great for golf tournaments, tradeshows or 
fundraising events.  It's guaranteed to make people smile.  Ask about 
volume pricing. This is, of course, a novelty item.
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From: CBC Marketing <ccolwell@mindspring.com>
Subject: Golfer's Miracle Dust
Date: 1997/03/12
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